呸低噴飯歌詞

[ti:呸低噴飯]
[ar:林海峰]
[al:我哋大家]
[00:00.10]呸低噴飯 - 林海峰
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[00:00.50]作曲：陳奐仁 填詞：林海峰&黃仲凱
[00:01.30]（唔好意思　林海峰仲系后臺換梗衫
[00:04.35]所以呢　佢今日叫我?guī)蛠谧雎窠榻B
[00:07.85]The invisible man　獨家呈獻
[00:10.80]林海峰踎低噴飯
[00:13.64]請大家快啲坐低　將手機關(guān)掉
[00:16.71]吸煙嘅朋友請你食埋最后一口煙
[00:20.12]因為林海峰就快出場啦）
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[00:23.80]踎低噴飯　點解餐餐撐到硬
[00:27.99]ABC餐洗乜點揀　冇飯氣攻心至煩
[00:32.39]踎低噴飯　醫(yī)飽食粥無咁煩
[00:36.75]一粒輕松一粒辛苦　擘大個口吞啖飯
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[00:41.35]港島李生　屋企復(fù)式背向山
[00:45.84]海景煙花眼咪?！】上焯煲习?br />[00:49.90]呢位老板　公司休息佢照返
[00:54.04]通宵加班無去玩　早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:58.46]身體郁一郁就散　即刻睇醫(yī)生執(zhí)藥單
[01:02.41]食到佢眼坦坦　佢話出得嚟行預(yù)咗要還
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[01:06.93]辛苦你 每餐有藥配抑郁送飯
[01:15.20]食飽　冚被　最好瞓　唔系話咁簡單
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[01:24.36]踎低噴飯　點解餐餐咁困難
[01:28.77]生粒金蛋吞粒子彈　最后個醫(yī)生最賺
[01:33.02]踎低噴飯　只想醫(yī)飽無嘢煩
[01:37.37]一粒輕松一粒辛苦　擘大個口吞啖飯
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[01:41.84]踎低　有蝕　有賺　噴飯
[01:50.45]踎低　有藥　送飯　吃飯
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[01:59.54]天水李生　揾得幾多夠半餐
[02:03.91]幾多散工佢要爭　一夫當關(guān)無稅單
[02:08.01]慳得要慳　慳得幾多買只蛋
[02:13.47]仔仔女女要吔橙　橙橙蛋蛋都要揀
[02:17.69]早餐擔(dān)心到晚餐　李生嗌一聲你老板
[02:21.78]索啖氣博命嘆　佢話條路難行佢都照行
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[02:26.38]辛苦你　每餐隔夜餸加炒冷飯
[02:34.51]食飽　冚被　最好瞓 　唔系話咁簡單
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[02:43.73]踎低噴飯　點解餐餐咁困難
[02:48.08]一開個簿得過散紙好散　最后個袋膠到爛
[02:52.42]踎低噴飯　只想醫(yī)飽無嘢煩
[02:56.78]一粒輕松一粒辛苦　擘大個口吞啖飯
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[03:00.83]踎低　無蝕　無賺　噴飯
[03:09.48]踎低　無肉　有飯　吃飯
[03:35.70]踎低噴飯　點解餐餐撐到硬
[03:39.98]ABC餐洗乜點揀　無飯氣攻心至煩
[03:44.40]踎低噴飯　醫(yī)飽食粥無咁煩
[03:48.75]一粒輕松一粒辛苦　坐落馬桶想噴飯
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[03:53.12]踎低　有事　要辦　噴飯
[04:01.86]粒?！蛴病〉洹∷鬣?br />[04:10.62]金光燦爛
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[04:13.04]（唔好意思 林海峰依家去緊廁所
[04:15.85]就快返嚟 請等等）
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