刀山火海 (搞笑版)歌詞

[ti:刀山火海 (搞笑版)]
[ar:MC趙小渙]
[al:老九門]
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[00:00.28]刀山火海 (搞笑版) - MC趙小渙
[00:01.26]詞：Mc趙小渙
[00:02.33]曲：Mc趙小渙
[00:03.57]
[00:30.31]刀
[00:30.74]不行我拿橋
[00:32.06]山
[00:32.53]炸到我就撩
[00:33.93]火
[00:34.44]把你房子燒
[00:35.73]海
[00:36.14]大蝦可勁撈
[00:37.57]風(fēng)
[00:38.08]吹我頭發(fā)飄
[00:39.34]花
[00:39.85]開在太平間
[00:41.24]雪
[00:41.67]下了好幾天
[00:43.01]我
[00:43.69]月黑風(fēng)高黑了天
[00:45.03]踏天道
[00:45.81]廢天帝
[00:46.78]廢天帝我玩游戲
[00:48.71]玩不明白我充Qb
[00:50.51]給你打成三驢屁
[00:52.36]猛虎蕭
[00:53.17]龍壇騰
[00:54.26]龍壇騰
[00:55.07]扣大棚
[00:55.99]扣大棚
[00:56.86]還是窮
[00:57.89]我來快手賣賣萌
[00:59.76]刀山火海為你闖
[01:01.52]我TM一身都高仿
[01:03.45]社會人民非常廣
[01:05.22]沒事去會溜冰場
[01:07.21]霸天下
[01:08.04]站群狼
[01:09.01]干完群狼吃根腸
[01:10.84]昨天吃的王中王
[01:12.68]今天吃根哈紅腸
[01:14.56]血已鋪滿王道路
[01:16.30]發(fā)現(xiàn)我沒穿內(nèi)褲
[01:18.23]喝點啤酒我上樹
[01:20.01]上完大叔可勁吐
[01:21.94]為何腳步還不停
[01:23.69]我跟你姐談感情
[01:25.61]天靈靈我地靈靈
[01:27.44]咱倆啪啪到天鳴
[01:29.33]猛虎回山蒼龍退
[01:31.11]跟我裝*全打跪
[01:32.97]晚上睡覺不蓋被
[01:34.78]少林武功我全會