如何讓白鼠愛(ài)上學(xué)習(xí) - 英語(yǔ)RAP歌詞

Hi you guys！
大家好！
I'm a fucking African
我是他喵的非洲人
Michael Jack
賣扣姐
And today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
這節(jié)課我們來(lái)講講如何搞基
It's a story of how to set your body free
講講如何釋放你的肉♂體
Make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
一二三天內(nèi)讓愛(ài)淹沒(méi)你
Yo it's a grade-one rule goes primary
剛到一年級(jí)有一個(gè)慣例
Big crowds heard with your memory
要給大家講講你的故事
So here I here I go,go,go
所以我就沖沖沖上去講
Learning's something you won't say
既然學(xué)了也用不上
Why not be a fucking gay？
當(dāng)個(gè)基佬，豈不美哉？
Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fucking gay
當(dāng)他喵喵喵喵個(gè)基佬~
So listen care fully
所以你聽(tīng)仔細(xì)
I'm being frankly
我坦白跟你講
Coz'you are so ugly
一切都因?yàn)槟闶莻€(gè)丑逼
...and it's a tragedy QAQ
哦簡(jiǎn)直就是個(gè)悲劇QAQ
Duang
Duang~
Oh oh tragedy,tragedy QAQ
哦哦簡(jiǎn)直就是個(gè)放滿悲劇的茶幾
So come and ask me why you are so ugly
然后你現(xiàn)在又來(lái)問(wèn)我你為什么是個(gè)丑逼
And we come over with something crtical
這時(shí)候我們就能發(fā)現(xiàn)一些神奇的東西
Lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
顏值是一切的前提
Fulfill your heart with love so colourful
讓你的生活充滿愛(ài)的色彩
But you're so ugly and I'm not helpful
然而你是個(gè)丑逼and我無(wú)能為力
...and everyone of you