一人我兩袖清風 (搞笑版)歌詞

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[00:00.50]一人我兩袖清風 (搞笑版) - MC趙小渙
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[00:15.42]一人我兩袖清風
[00:16.97]蹲在廁所拉屎中
[00:18.74]嘭嘭嘭已嘭嘭
[00:20.52]傳來一陣臭屁聲
[00:22.40]滿城那朦朧細雨
[00:24.16]花轎把那佳人娶
[00:26.01]凌晨六點得早起
[00:27.80]還TM給去批苞米
[00:29.69]天賠那才子佳人
[00:31.53]晚上約炮小樹林
[00:33.19]啪啪啪已啪啪
[00:35.00]完事唱首八連殺
[00:36.86]江山它美如畫
[00:38.67]隔壁老王是你爸
[00:40.52]穿上性感的絲襪
[00:42.39]打著屁股練劈叉
[00:44.18]望著那整片山河
[00:45.97]看見母豬就想磕
[00:47.83]哼哼哼已哼哼
[00:49.57]直接把我給干蒙
[00:51.38]君子他愛紅顏
[00:53.25]紅顏從小就可憐
[00:55.01]他的名字小甜甜
[00:56.82]虎了吧唧要過年
[00:58.73]轉(zhuǎn)眼過三十天
[01:00.53]我最愛吃燒烤簽
[01:02.28]嗷嗷嗷已嗷嗷
[01:04.13]藏起來你找不著
[01:05.96]愛恨情仇難知己
[01:07.73]我家的母豬喜歡你
[01:09.57]一切都是情非得已
[01:11.42]找倆老頭雙飛你
[01:13.20]秋風它吹散落葉
[01:15.08]脫了褲衩玩一夜
[01:16.82]嗨嗨嗨已嗨嗨
[01:18.66]把那艷照一頓拍
[01:20.43]曾經(jīng)那點點滴滴
[01:22.29]現(xiàn)在已隨風而去
[01:24.07]如今你卻成兒戲
[01:25.89]哈哈大笑把你氣