Clown 然后沒有然后歌詞

[ti:腦殘非主流]
[ar:豆豆&狗狗|&茜茜]
[al:]
[by:源芬情緣]
[t_time:(03:38)]
[00:00.00]豆豆&狗狗|&茜茜 - 腦殘非主流
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[00:01.74]下面是亂感決娛樂頻道網(wǎng)絡(luò)廣播
[00:03.15]聽眾朋友們 你們好
[00:04.78]這是一對狗男女（哦不?。┓侵髁髂信g的一次對話。
[00:06.65]他們在網(wǎng)絡(luò)上勾搭了（哦不?。┰诰W(wǎng)絡(luò)上相識了。
[00:08.92]后來上演了一段浪漫的愛情鬧劇（哦不?。矍轫n劇。
[00:11.00]本故事純屬虛構(gòu) 如有雷同 太刺激了。。。
[00:22.67]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:25.36]你有米有聽到偶講話都很奇怪
[00:28.18]表招惹偶哦 偶素某幫派滴
[00:30.61]小心偶和（han）偶滴兄弟去t你滴pp
[00:33.34]偶素非主流 偶非常滴口耐
[00:37.48]你有米有看到偶打扮都很奇怪
[00:39.15]表欺負偶哦 偶素某家族滴
[00:41.48]小心偶勁舞里親耐滴會t你滴pp
[00:44.31]mm丫~初次見面
[00:47.80]偶看到你滴空間有好多漂漂片片
[00:50.08]你有米有看到偶給你滴留言？
[00:52.45]偶素不素可以約你出來見個面？
[00:54.90]gg丫~呼呼~你真討厭~
[00:57.57]其實偶早就去過你滴空間
[01:00.10]早知道你滴昵稱叫做“某男子”
[01:02.89]真的好巧，偶滴昵稱叫做“某女子”
[01:05.61]mm快點打開視頻 讓偶看看你
[01:08.30]偶坐在這里聊天聊得有點等不及
[01:11.13]其實。。偶素真滴一直稀飯你
[01:13.70]最稀飯滴就是你用繁體字講話滴語氣
[01:16.69]好勒啦~給你看 偶今天涂了新的腮紅
[01:19.93]偶稀飯用眼線液涂黑色的眼影
[01:22.45]gg 好稀飯你嘴上那個黑色唇釘
[01:24.98]不知道偶們?nèi)绻游堑脑?你會不會疼？
[01:27.86]不會勒啦~這樣比較非主流~
[01:30.29]偶今天剛剛燙了亞麻色的錫紙頭
[01:33.33]你看 偶這邊的耳朵上有十七個耳洞
[01:36.06]偶十七歲滴生日穿滴 一點也不疼
[01:38.69]哇哦~gg哦~你真滴好帥~
[01:41.33]偶看你到玩勁舞也跳得好快~
[01:43.75]好稀飯哦。。。偶有點想做耐~
[01:46.73]不知道你素不素那個也會很快~
[01:49.36]才不會勒啦~人家那個好厲害
[01:52.05]不如今晚咱們見面偶真的非常期待
[01:55.07]偶會帶著相機做耐時候拍拍
[01:58.72]ps以后發(fā)到偶們空間里來
[02:00.59]討厭勒啦~gg你真的好壞~
[02:02.96]米有七百萬像素滴相機才不跟你拍拍
[02:06.09]偶先說好 偶不素個隨便滴人哦
[02:08.47]你以后只許愛偶一個 要寫在資料里哦
[02:11.40]話外音：mc良良：于是 這倆個sb 就這樣見了面
[02:13.88]然后一起到某個旅館里面開了一個房間
[02:16.66]后來發(fā)生的事情 說不說都隨便
[02:19.24]反正每天都有類似的事情發(fā)生在你身邊
[02:21.71]這只是一個故事 倆主角都沒有素質(zhì)
[02:24.60]中學(xué)還沒畢業(yè) 就缺得不像樣子
[02:27.18]所以如果我有這樣的孩子我一定會很傷心
[02:30.16]所以我打心里很想去問候他們的母親
[02:32.59]我并沒有打算讓這個故事發(fā)人深省
[02:35.46]我也不會缺到去泡非主流的女生
[02:38.00]文化沒有 素質(zhì)沒有 還搞蝦米非主流
[02:41.03]= =！拜托 一個一個簡直都是小丑
[02:43.56]你是非主流還是飛主流
[02:46.43]u better check them out.
[02:47.85]these little kids are non-mainstream?
[02:49.67]***e on they look like circus chicks.
[02:51.64]are u guys trying to be a acrobatic troupe
[02:54.27]or is it me just thinking too much.
[02:56.60]if u love body peircing soo much
[02:58.72]then let me give u a suggestion,
[03:00.70]how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack.
[03:02.97]whats it suppose to call?
[03:05.09]a butt crack peirce? (hahaha ...)
[03:07.01]my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
[03:10.30]be a gentle lady.
[03:12.37]but atlease we know the difference between clowns
[03:14.09]go take a look urself in the merrior.
[03:16.63]what do u see?
[03:17.58]u see a clown.
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