Hell’s Greatest Dad歌詞

[00:01.141]Ha ha.
[00:02.195]Looks like you could use some help
[00:04.129]from the big boss of Hell himself
[00:06.045]Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp
[00:07.931]'Five Stars'
[00:08.430]'Flawless'
[00:08.945]'Greater than great!'
[00:10.231]Oh, with a punch of?a pentagram
[00:12.276]I wap bap boom alakazam
[00:14.262]Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
[00:16.200]But you get the family rate!
[00:17.500]'Thanks dad!'
[00:18.625]Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef
[00:21.489]'Woh oh oh!'
[00:22.495]Michelin tasting menu free a la carte
[00:26.195]I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
[00:30.020]Champagne fountains,
[00:30.953]caviar mountains,
[00:31.988]that's just a start!
[00:34.232]Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
[00:36.190]Who's been faithful as a nun?
[00:38.036]Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun
[00:39.985]Your executive producer
[00:41.616]Charlie: That's true!
[00:42.501]Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day
[00:44.038]Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
[00:46.108]Remember when I fixed that clog today?
[00:47.930]Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!
[00:49.475]Charlie: Oh you!
[00:50.584]Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
[00:54.278]You're like the child that I wish that I had
[00:57.415]Lucifer: Uh, what?
[00:58.571]Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
[01:01.450]Lucifer: Hold on now!
[01:02.452]Alastor: It's a little funny!
[01:03.217]You could almost call me
[01:04.261]dad
[01:17.753]They say when you're looking for assistance
[01:21.114]It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[01:25.196]Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour
[01:28.679]There's no substitute for pure angelic power
[01:32.630]Who just happens to also be your blood
[01:36.913]Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
[01:39.837]They say the family you choose is better
[01:41.640]Lucifer: What a bunch of losers
[01:42.824]Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
[01:44.118]Lucifer: Your song? I started this.
[01:45.298]Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[01:48.348]Mimzy: It's me!
[01:48.999]Yes, it's me!
[01:50.451]I know you were all waiting for me
[01:53.150]I'm here
[01:54.694]What a gas
[01:56.224]Took a while but I'm present at last
[01:59.143]It's me
[02:00.724]It's me
[02:02.275]Mimzzzzyyyyyyy
[02:09.101]Lucifer: Who?