天下一大笑歌詞

[ti:天下一大笑]
[ar:鄧麗君]
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[00:00.00]天下一大笑
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[00:05.00]鄧麗君演唱
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[00:08.71]梨花大鼓小桃紅
[00:16.27]唱出天下一大笑
[00:23.77]只望大家樂(lè)一樂(lè)　哎呀
[00:31.39]得歡笑時(shí)且歡笑　伊呀嗨
[00:38.74]
[00:43.01]說(shuō)好笑真好笑
[00:50.29]詞名天下一大笑
[00:54.20]戲法人人都會(huì)變
[00:58.28]各人各有各巧妙　哎呀
[01:01.75]各巧妙　哈……
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[01:11.46]話說(shuō)當(dāng)年本地方
[01:19.25]發(fā)生天下大笑料
[01:26.96]天下怪事都做盡　哎呀
[01:34.74]天下女人他全要　伊呀嗨
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[01:47.94]唱戲妞兒真夠俏
[01:55.33]大爺心中蹦蹦跳
[02:02.91]女人嫌少不怕多　哎呀
[02:10.36]大爺就愛(ài)這調(diào)調(diào)　伊呀嗨
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[02:22.02]雞兒飛　狗兒跳
[02:29.18]小鬼占進(jìn)城隍廟
[02:32.95]大字不識(shí)七八個(gè)
[02:37.10]可是大爺有鈔票　哎呀
[02:40.48]有鈔票　哈……
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[02:50.41]有人雞毛當(dāng)令箭
[02:57.82]有人氣得哇哇叫
[03:05.48]可憐媒婆不好做　哎呀
[03:13.18]急得要哭要上吊　伊呀嗨
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[03:26.42]妞兒是個(gè)小辣椒
[03:33.88]有錢無(wú)情辦不到
[03:41.31]蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉　哎呀
[03:48.74]得不到的一定好　伊呀嗨
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[04:00.34]姐兒俏　真正俏
[04:07.65]可惜姐兒是辣椒
[04:11.36]羊肉沒(méi)吃一身腥
[04:15.35]風(fēng)去樓空人跑了　哎呀
[04:19.83]人跑了　哈……
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[04:28.51]王八羔子都廢料
[04:36.24]煮熟鴨子給飛掉
[04:43.86]大爺出馬湊熱鬧　哎呀
[04:51.48]大爺勇氣呱呱叫　伊呀嗨
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[05:04.69]梨花大鼓小桃紅
[05:12.22]唱出天下一大笑
[05:19.94]只望大家樂(lè)一樂(lè)　哎呀
[05:27.55]得歡笑時(shí)且歡笑　伊呀嗨
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[05:39.36]一場(chǎng)空　辮子翹
[05:46.59]買命無(wú)法用鈔票
[05:50.40]榮華富貴像云煙繞
[05:54.56]兩腳一伸都完了　哎呀
[05:58.15]都完了　哈……
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[06:07.94]天下人談天下事
[06:15.66]天下人看天下笑
[06:23.47]只望大家樂(lè)一樂(lè)　哎呀
[06:31.33]富樂(lè)安康最重要　伊呀嗨
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[06:40.99]——END——
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