Princess Rap Battle: KATNISS vs. HERMIONE歌詞

[00:09.985]K：I'm Katniss and I can't miss, I'm the fastest, you can't catch this
[00:12.535]Make a last wish gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
[00:15.176]So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, you nitpick
[00:17.841]That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick
[00:20.274]Pathetic and predictable I'm hot on your trail
[00:23.102]Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?
[00:25.694]I bet with wands drawn, he's still just a yawn
[00:28.035]With performances worse than Michael Gambon
[00:30.603]Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let's probe deeper
[00:33.600]Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper
[00:36.111]You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear
[00:38.530]Who wants to kick this witch's ass? Hmm I volunteer!
[00:43.712]H：Oh, there'll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggle
[00:46.222]I'll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle
[00:48.733]I'll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda **********
[00:51.736]Who thinks she's so cute with her Girl Scout salute
[00:54.171]Just a tribute, can't decide which guy's sweeter
[00:56.597]Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta
[00:59.294]How does it help the poor to start a civil war?
[01:02.016]Your story's a bore, why don't you plagiarize more?
[01:04.481]It's been done before, ask Dumbledore
[01:07.344]It's Battle Royale set in 1984
[01:09.995]And furthermore if you're keeping score
[01:12.553]that's five more points for GRYFFINDOR!
[01:17.693]K：I'll drill this dentists' daughter here in her alma mater
[01:20.157]‘bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows I'm hotter
[01:22.950]I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks
[01:25.400]For this Riddle, second fiddle, you're the Watson to his Sherlock
[01:28.338]Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock
[01:30.707]Odds ever in my favor ‘cause you rap like an Avox
[01:33.184]Shock the mic like a wire, you'll fry and die on a pyre
[01:35.780]‘cause you're gonna get burned by the girl on fire!
[01:40.988]H：On fire? Oh! Just like your dad
[01:43.738]Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad
[01:46.143]I've got the cortex to ace my su**ects
[01:48.964]I got that bad blood while you run with rejects
[01:51.606]These coal miner rednecks need reality checks
[01:54.309]You're just another pawn in the military complex
[01:56.694]A fashion figurehead for the underfed
[01:59.487]Brilliant, you survived! But Rue's still dead
[02:04.740]K：The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts
[02:07.371]Step to the Mockingjay you'll end up with scar marks
[02:10.062]It's like you're hijacked, you're mental, delirious
[02:12.714]We find it funny, but you're dead Sirius
[02:15.075]I'm the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow
[02:17.490]Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show
[02:20.473]Little miss perfect, but what's truly twisted
[02:22.728]On your parents' happiest day they forgot you existed
[02:30.504]H：I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this *****
[02:33.504]Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich?
[02:35.746]Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames don't exist
[02:38.298]So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss
[02:40.988]I sling unforgettable verses like unforgiveable curses
[02:43.912]What's worse is your universe isn't immersive
[02:46.551]Your glory's only temporary, your country is a mortuary
[02:49.202]Next on your itinerary: Kill yourself, eat the berries
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