[00:01.03]Don't I know you?
[00:04.03]Do you?
[00:06.25]Well ahh.. I'm Laurie Kessler, haven't we met before?
[00:11.01]Have we?
[00:14.49]Maybe not
[00:16.25]Back stage!
[00:21.39]See girl after the show I'm not to be idolized
[00:24.09]Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan
[00:25.89]No I don't wanna answer your questions
[00:27.96]Are you some kind of journalist, follow me around?
[00:30.52]Come on in the bathroom
[00:31.69]Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home
[00:33.47]Call your girlfriends
[00:34.71]Now you wanna see the way I P-I-S-S
[00:37.13]Beggin me to get a magic marker
[00:38.91]To sign my name on your back
[00:40.35]You're very young
[00:41.15]And giggly with pre-washed Levi's on
[00:43.19]You don't know how to act - let's party, how about it?
[00:45.76]I don't wanna party drink Bacardi
[00:47.56]What you think I look like;
[00:48.67]The purple dragon Barney?
[00:50.54]Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
[00:55.71]You're excited, girls lookin all around
[00:59.36]Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
[01:06.33]You're excited, stop lookin all around
[01:09.41]Back stage! You're excited
[01:15.15]I'm totally attracted to you
[01:17.00]But you turn me off as a fan
[01:18.91]Approachin me back stage with a guy
[01:20.98]That's not your friend
[01:21.81]Lyin to get a laminate - is that your man?
[01:23.97]Some weird guy starin at me like Peter Pan
[01:26.74]There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap
[01:29.86]I'm goin straight home
[01:31.12]You don't know, I'ma leave you alone
[01:32.69]Why should I waste my time, get no sleep?
[01:34.50]I just got off stage, you're still complainin
[01:36.69]You shoulda stayed on stage longer
[01:38.44]At the New Orleans Superdome
[01:39.92]What you want from me? You took my picture;
[01:43.04]You got my autograph
[01:44.61]I'm not tryin to crack any more Coronas
[01:46.42]I hate the smell of beadies
[01:47.79]And you have a bunch of dinky friends
[01:49.22]And a adolescent staff
[01:51.14]You are immature
[01:52.74]Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
[02:00.62]You're excited, girls lookin all around
[02:04.00]Back stage! You're excited
[02:09.02]Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf
[02:11.96]Do that stupid stuff with Weird Al Yankovich
[02:14.23]Go try to figure out somebody else
[02:15.95]First of all, you're living through my CD
[02:18.17]Second you don't know me
[02:19.50]Base your life on fan magazines I go shoppin everyday
[02:22.83]When I'm in a small boring city you don't see me
[02:25.14]If I told you I had eighteen hands
[02:27.29]You're so tuned and tweaked out
[02:28.93]Your ass would believe me
[02:30.27]Back stage passes!
[02:33.07]You're excited, girls lookin all around
[02:36.55]Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
[02:43.64]You're excited, girls lookin all around
[02:47.28]Back stage! You're excited..