Intro 1歌詞

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[00:01.84]"V-ROCK!"
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[00:04.71]What is the rock and roll lifestyle?
[00:07.32]A leather jacket? Long hair?
[00:09.41]Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch?
[00:12.37]Of course. But it's more than that
[00:15.04]It's laughing at the establishment
[00:17.44]Even if you don't know what the establishment is
[00:19.77]And that's what Lazlow is all about!
[00:22.48]I'm 100% rebel.
[00:24.60]I got kicked out of school after the 12th grade, man!
[00:27.78]That's why when V-Rock was looking for a DJ to open the portals of hell
[00:32.47]And play commercials in between the records they'd chosen, they picked me!
[00:36.52]V-Rock: Home of Lazlow and the Vulture
[00:39.85]I'll tell you one thing:
[00:40.93]It takes a lot of soul, compassion, commitment
[00:44.13]And artistic integrity to play other people's music for money!
[00:48.19]So listen to this: Don't sell out! I never will.
[00:51.94]Get a lighter, turn up the lights, and turn up the stereo!
[00:55.84]Because V-Rock and I have teamed up with the record companies to show you how to party
[01:00.86]I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show
[01:04.46]These are records that I feel almost as passionate about as I do about myself
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[01:11.48]"Only sissies cry!"
[01:13.63]"Real men stand in the rain and listen to this!"
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[01:18.47]"V-V-V-V-V-ROCK!"