[00:01.878]原詞/唱:Spylent
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[00:04.488]混音:@TU-JZ
[00:05.331]粵語(yǔ)填詞:心之洛
[00:06.151]粵語(yǔ)翻唱:心之洛/祈椋
[00:08.807]老豆啊 我去搵我同學(xué)玩喇
[00:11.403]夜啲至返啊
[00:12.480]咪住
[00:13.078]啊
[00:14.098]過(guò)嚟
[00:16.186]咳咳
[00:16.635]嚟 同我除咗副耳機(jī)先
[00:18.005]你家陣係咪又要去搵雨霏先?
[00:20.602]誒…要睇下點(diǎn)…
[00:21.677]睇乜7點(diǎn)?
[00:22.614]戲咁屎你仲演!
[00:24.796]我睇曬你兩個(gè)啲聊天
[00:25.213]圖文并茂
[00:26.351]簡(jiǎn)直睇到眼冤人都就嚟癲!
[00:28.145]幾多次喇 講到口臭生痱滋
[00:29.816]我只準(zhǔn)你溝仔 溝女等我死先!
[00:31.631]啊啊啊
[00:32.560]我個(gè)仔係異性戀
[00:33.983]件事一旦揚(yáng)出去 仲唔冚家?
[00:35.627]好喇
[00:36.815]鬧緊你仲玩電話
[00:37.255]你當(dāng)你谷愛(ài)凌啊
[00:38.067]以為寫英文我唔識(shí)睇啊?
[00:39.626]每日除咗玩手機(jī)
[00:41.060]就係曠課蒲網(wǎng)吧
[00:42.486]一唔係就聽(tīng)啲咩RAPPER
[00:43.572]都唔知唱乜叉
[00:44.460]叻喇叻喇
[00:45.507]你個(gè)死doi包
[00:46.348]有毛有翼喇
[00:47.103]居然想同女doi啪啪
[00:48.268]哎呀老豆啊
[00:49.099]你淡定有錢剩
[00:50.173]科學(xué)家啲研究最近已經(jīng)搞清
[00:52.100]男同女直接行埋呢都生到細(xì)路仔
[00:54.645]唔一定要依靠人工授精
[00:56.437]個(gè)社會(huì)越來(lái)越開放
[00:58.551]你睇下啲抗議嘅聲浪
[01:00.027]特別係啲西方
[01:01.173]話異性都可以做彼此嘅啪檔
[01:03.234]社會(huì)道德敗壞喇
[01:04.759]男女都可以行埋喇
[01:06.011]一百歲唔死都有新聞睇啊
[01:07.480]咁做法唔抵打
[01:08.597]仲叫我唔使怕
[01:09.671]有啲地方異性戀婚姻都合規(guī)合法?
[01:11.360]價(jià)值觀已不再禮樂(lè)崩塌失格
[01:13.416]咁樣都叫先進(jìn)思想?
[01:14.595]咁叫垃圾!
[01:15.479]跨性別都唔叫不法
[01:16.393]以后會(huì)點(diǎn)???
[01:17.190]跨物種通婚?
[01:18.179]以后係咪牛歡喜畀你都受?。?br />[01:19.294]唉天啊地啊上帝啊
[01:20.721]依家諗起上帝喇?
[01:21.683]同雨霏曖昧嘅時(shí)候諗緊乜?。?br />[01:23.497]異性戀死咗都會(huì)被上帝懲罰
[01:25.486]上帝點(diǎn)會(huì)可能根據(jù)性取向去罰人呢?
[01:27.952]我個(gè)個(gè)禮拜送你去做禮拜
[01:29.694]睇怕你圣經(jīng)完全學(xué)廢曬定喇
[01:31.795]圣經(jīng)度寫得一清二楚
[01:32.854]人類嘅罪咪都係嚟自一個(gè)亞當(dāng)一個(gè)夏娃咩
[01:35.735]如果當(dāng)年係一對(duì)J啊
[01:36.806]或者一對(duì)Q啊
[01:37.908]仲有鬼新世紀(jì)仆音戰(zhàn)士畀你睇啊
[01:39.995]唉 宗教都係流嘅 EVA只係老作
[01:42.004]我哋無(wú)神論國(guó)家 點(diǎn)會(huì)信乜上帝
[01:44.088]等你兩腳一伸直
[01:45.395]再擘大眼
[01:45.783]「我丟 乜真?zhèn)S有上帝咖?」
[01:47.063]咁樣你咪hi曬?
[01:48.270]唔會(huì)嘅 你定啦
[01:49.485]為咗避免咁樣
[01:50.422]我日日都誠(chéng)心祈禱上帝不存在
[01:52.453]當(dāng)我求下你哋喇好冇?
[01:53.486]嘈死人喇
[01:54.284]一直咁bla-bla-bla V嗡嗡 嘈乜L?
[01:56.098]咳
[01:57.152]你見(jiàn)喇
[01:57.686]咳
[01:58.163]我曬嘢咳嗽喇
[01:58.710]一天到晚聽(tīng)你哋啲人類嘅噪音
[02:00.170]個(gè)個(gè)嘅
[02:00.677]喊聲
[02:01.529]鬧聲
[02:02.228]罵聲
[02:03.052]怨聲
[02:03.693]笑聲
[02:04.403]心聲
[02:04.989]哪怕噤聲后
[02:05.708]喺我度都會(huì)聽(tīng)得鬼死咁高清
[02:08.171]知唔知道我對(duì)耳仔幾痛啊你哋?
[02:10.048]知唔知道有幾痛啊你哋?
[02:12.024]睇你做啲咩好事
[02:13.122]激咗條乸型咸魚返生
[02:14.197]咸你老豆咩咸 乸你鹵味咩型
[02:15.885]我係上帝
[02:16.833]唔係fa?
[02:17.561]就係!
[02:18.167]冇…冇可能係上帝
[02:20.014]如果上帝真?zhèn)S存在
[02:21.176]有Q可能得閑喺處 聽(tīng)我哋講嘢?
[02:22.666]咪想昆我
[02:23.600](哦)所以你就係當(dāng)正自己冚棒唥也知
[02:25.759]拋親就即刻龜縮想要抽離
[02:27.986]自慚如像賤命并未配有救世主
[02:29.973]點(diǎn)解要嘥心機(jī)去禱告收尾?
[02:31.827]但…但你都冇辦法證明你係…
[02:33.302]得 得 得
[02:34.255]整件風(fēng)褸畀你收起
[02:35.794]哇喺 真?zhèn)S上帝!
[02:37.262]我想求你!我個(gè)…
[02:38.161]我都未講完嘢 請(qǐng)你收皮
[02:39.696]你哋…
[02:40.293]唔係哩 上帝你先幫我 講畀個(gè)仔知
[02:41.980]男女成家死后衰梗
[02:43.754]誒
[02:44.432]男女成家就必須等…
[02:45.836]必須等乜?
[02:46.615]等我嚴(yán)厲追審
[02:47.957]你聽(tīng)下啦
[02:48.965]聽(tīng)到未?。?br />[02:49.935]???啊?
[02:51.099]發(fā)瘟…
[02:51.974]話之你同性戀異性戀
[02:53.161]只要有細(xì)路 逝世后一定霉運(yùn)
[02:55.914]聽(tīng)到未啊…嚇?
[02:57.235]你頭先講乜?
[02:58.181]err…恕我…
[02:58.981]我耳背哈
[02:59.905]你頭先話
[03:00.960]只要有細(xì)路
[03:02.131]死后就有霉運(yùn)…
[03:03.758]冇錯(cuò)
[03:04.329]叫你讀圣經(jīng)詩(shī)篇
[03:05.205]睇怕讀屎片啊
[03:06.154]一只字都讀唔入腦係咪?
[03:07.940]萬(wàn)物都係我造嘅
[03:09.116]你哋都想造人
[03:10.084]咁算唔算係挑戰(zhàn)我嘅權(quán)威?
[03:11.891]人類繁衍功能唔係你畀嘅咩
[03:13.916]你個(gè)仔異性戀基因夠係你畀嘅咯
[03:15.921]你用我畀你啲功能之前可否用下個(gè)腦諗
[03:17.997]咪畀碌蕉你唔識(shí)剝連塊皮掂吞
[03:20.092]畀個(gè)官你搲夠銀就買飛移民?
[03:21.952]畀個(gè)位你一入你就賴死唔起身?
[03:23.958]你坐得太耐生痔瘡唔通怪呢張櫈?
[03:25.910]真?zhèn)S搞笑
[03:26.808]有風(fēng)你就使盡?
[03:28.117]你點(diǎn)解咁兇 咪咁橫硼硼先
[03:29.982]你點(diǎn)樣忍心將蒼生繁衍截?cái)啵?br />[03:31.926]蒼生慘到咁樣點(diǎn)解陀衰子孫?
[03:33.994]好好一顆星畀你哋鋤到爛面
[03:35.946]何等悲哀只識(shí)坐井觀天
[03:38.034]你班友早應(yīng)該滅絕何需悼念
[03:40.026]海面升高冰災(zāi)水災(zāi)蝗災(zāi)未斷
[03:41.929]禍起滔天 新冠何以大亂
[03:43.878]我畀你生一竇仔女可否過(guò)得happy?
[03:45.914]兩胎N胎出生即奔忙于超卷
[03:47.890]出社會(huì)畀種種階級(jí)磨折相煎
[03:49.943]都冇家用
[03:50.738]只能餐餐 和你食面
[03:51.957]積蓄?yuàn)C到咁都生仔我都心酸
[03:53.885]「生仔就係福」只適于何生咁多錢
[03:55.824]呢鋪話法真?zhèn)S好似難聽(tīng)咗啲
[03:58.018]再難聽(tīng)都不及你啲爛鬼填詞
[04:03.283]老豆…我…
[04:04.548]你唔係要去搵雨霏咩?
[04:06.132]拿拿聲去啦
[04:07.020]咪玩咁夜啊
[04:09.175]返嚟食飯啊