[00:00.000] 作詞 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
[00:04.389]作曲 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
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[00:06.396]作詞 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
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[00:10.137]編曲 chef D
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[00:12.645]打開閃光燈的姑娘放我一條生路
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[00:14.642]你的男友看你對我照片發(fā)騷問你“分不”
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[00:17.391]我是歷史上最成功的土撥鼠
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[00:19.645]成功的就像色情女星長了五個如
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[00:20.886]有很多的弟弟看我不爽
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[00:21.712]我也不爽
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[00:23.709]所以只能默默在這風流倜儻
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[00:26.204]搞的那些潮人聽了我的歌就想入行
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[00:27.957]鬧的我的自信心總是不斷膨脹
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[00:30.211]要知道我在十歲時候就能rap花田錯吶
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[00:32.960]連八賊都要憤怒的說“我佛啦”
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[00:34.458]我是班級里的小明星 摸摸看
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[00:37.212]我的臉被老師敲了51個五角星
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[00:39.207]同學問我“如何像你一樣年級第一”
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[00:40.960]他的成績與我差距堪比威士堡的眼距
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[00:43.456]我是人類鉆木取火之后最偉大的發(fā)現
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[00:45.453]音樂韌性如同六百斤的蘭州拉面
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[00:46.961]我是你的法寶
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[00:48.206]他的法寶
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[00:50.203]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[00:52.454]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[00:54.463]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[00:55.960]你的法寶
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[00:56.959]她的法寶
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[00:59.213]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:01.210]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:03.206]收入不高而且脾氣不好
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[01:05.702]有一天我不小心點開了小時代
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[01:07.952]說真的那是我看過最爛的一部電影
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[01:09.708]我在想七龍珠里面除了餃子外
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[01:12.554]是不是套個auto tune都可以出首陷阱
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[01:14.053]我在等著嘻哈頒獎典禮請我領獎
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[01:16.722]我已經餓了兩個星期“你有什么遺言請講”
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[01:16.968]嗯
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[01:18.607]反正死以前我肯定要diss一次艾熱
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[01:21.356]倒沒有什么不滿只是韻腳碰巧挨了
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[01:24.863]我想罵誰我就罵誰畢竟我是槍殺假死以后藏在崇明島的圖派克
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[01:27.605]你瞇著眼睛看我膚色是不是個黑哥哥
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[01:29.614]你是嘴炮我是小鷹我來接棒梅威瑟
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[01:32.110]Bro 我的**美感已到人類極限
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[01:34.605]總是擔心會被滴滴司機jj
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[01:36.356]就連明日花老師也要對我迷戀
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[01:38.612]我對你唯一仁慈就是讓你輸的體面
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[01:40.053]我是你的法寶
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[01:41.052]他的法寶
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[01:43.303]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:45.300]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:47.552]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[01:48.552]你的法寶
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[01:49.550]她的法寶
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[01:51.801]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:53.798]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:55.807]收入不高而且脾氣不好
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[01:58.303]哥一天不罵人就渾身難受
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[02:00.557]感受百分之80rapper被我技巧折服
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[02:02.808]我在某個節(jié)目被限制到了大哭
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[02:05.304]如果我不能說草泥馬那我怎么抄襲阿姆
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[02:07.558]像馬景濤一般用硬核唱“我愛你”
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[02:08.797]我不是來演瓊瑤劇的
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[02:10.308]我的diss不是公關就是下架
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[02:11.053]我超火的
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[02:13.802]我喜歡的人微博已經找到了是誰就不用我多說了吧
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[02:15.058]舉燈牌的姑娘
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[02:16.055]你有多愛黑怕?
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[02:16.798]告訴你的idol
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[02:17.554]我有雙鞋讓他擦
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[02:19.803]前倆vers提的名字都是玩笑話
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[02:22.558]但是你要觸碰我的底線你就玩大了
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[02:24.555]法老就像罵街領域大佬巴菲特
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[02:26.804]在年輕時比巴卜塞進課桌椅下上滿八節(jié)課
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[02:31.798]而直到見到你們這些垃圾巴結我才恍然大悟我是八心八箭鉆石八百年才出一個
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[02:33.054]我是你的法寶
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[02:33.807]他的法寶
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[02:36.049]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[02:38.299]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[02:40.308]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[02:41.806]你的法寶
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[02:42.551]她的法寶
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[02:45.057]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[02:46.556]周而復始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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