【默狼·迪士尼后媽茶話會】Tough Love（翻自 Pattycake Productions）歌詞

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[00:19.331]Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
[00:22.086]I must find the way to power through a noble brow
[00:25.057]I married once for love then my senses came
[00:27.821]I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
[00:30.614]Onto marrige number two
[00:31.986]I knew what I had to do
[00:33.325]and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
[00:36.137]solved problem number one, now to problem number two
[00:39.285]His deo-eyed little girl with a gentle point of view
[00:41.814]Would I ship her off to school?
[00:43.240]No! I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
[00:46.119]and so she became the maid!
[00:47.455]She was lazy!
[00:48.419]She was crazy!
[00:49.057]She was talking to the mice!
[00:50.298]She was hopelessly naive, so she had to pay the price.
[00:53.217]I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
[00:56.056]I could have thrown her out, but I'm benevolent and kind.
[00:59.091]Mother, your heart's too big for you!
[01:04.682]I knew what I had to do
[01:09.393]After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature.
[01:13.819]So you lock them up
[01:15.853]Throw away the key!
[01:17.443]There's one on every family tree
[01:19.941]Ungrateful!
[01:20.971]Hateful!
[01:21.707]Vile too! The things she put you through!
[01:25.916]Break their spirit so they obey!
[01:28.716]Now they'll do anything you say
[01:31.494]Maybe you'd call it cruel but
[01:34.381]others would call it love
[01:36.297]Tough Love!
[01:37.882]I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
[01:41.707]Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just…
[01:46.068]ruin everything!
[01:48.166]I never wanted children
[01:49.639]life was better on my own
[01:50.996]all the screaming, nagging chilled me to the bone!
[01:53.964]But then one day I came across a flower growing free
[01:56.915]its magic kept me young, so i kept it all for me!
[01:59.671]But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
[02:02.270]so I "borrowed"her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
[02:05.395]Years went by, OH!
[02:06.837]The sacrifice and against my better judgment, I fed her once or twice.
[02:11.015]Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
[02:13.482]But that's messy
[02:14.597]manipulation's easily more fun
[02:16.745]A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie
[02:19.476]remind them that without you, they'd shrivel up and die!
[02:22.380]They only have themselves to blame!
[02:27.677]If you'd been there, you'd do the same
[02:33.256]So work them hard'til they fall in line
[02:36.486]There's one way and it's only mine
[02:39.388]Children are lazy
[02:40.746]Spoiled too
[02:41.923]But we know what to do!
[02:44.958]Govern them with a heart of stone
[02:47.801]Lock them up so they're all alone
[02:50.524]Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
[02:53.416]others would call it love
[02:55.479]Tough Love!
[02:57.022]Ugh! Her own tower with a water view
[02:59.217]and she runs away the first chance she gets
[03:02.002]These wretched brats think the world owes them something
[03:05.716]But it doesn't
[03:07.163]Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
[03:10.247]but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan
[03:13.139]I never cared to share, so The King would have to fall
[03:15.645]But his child blocked the way to me and "Fairest of them all"
[03:18.508]She was chubby. She was dumb
[03:19.899]and grotesquely optimistic
[03:21.525]She needed structure in her life! She wasn't realistic
[03:24.374]I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
[03:27.145]but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
[03:30.104]Love?! Was I just sit by and wait?!
[03:32.842]for her to take my crown? NO!
[03:34.467]she had sealed her fate!
[03:35.782]She had to go, and so she did and you know what they say
[03:38.481]"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away"
[03:41.383]Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
[03:47.000]give an inch and they'll run a mile!
[03:55.534]Our idea of a happy home
[03:58.429]Is one where we live all alone!
[04:01.219]Dark Depressing Desolate!
[04:03.918]Now let's all drink to that!
[04:06.944]call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
[04:09.786]"Cruel" and everything in between
[04:12.562]You could say it's unjust
[04:15.323]Turning their dreams to dust
[04:18.190]This is what we call love
[04:21.077]Tough Love!