[00:00.000] 作詞 : SIFFRE, LABI
[00:00.933]沁卡
[00:01.297]Hi! My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[00:04.409]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[00:06.645]Hi! My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[00:10.205]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[00:12.339]Ahem..excuse me!
[00:18.25]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.647]for one second?
[00:22.646]Eminem]
[00:23.905]Hi kids!Do you like violence?(Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:25.877]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?(Uh-huh!)
[00:29.345]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?(Yeah yeah!)
[00:32.543]Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is?(Huh?)
[00:35.351]My brain's dead weight,I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37.748]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
[00:40.468]And Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady you a basehead!"
[00:43.664]Uh-uhhh!"So why's your face red?Man you wasted!"
[00:46.734]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:49.156]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.968]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off
[00:54.476]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.540]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[01:00.492]faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
[01:02.588]C'mere slut!(Shady,wait a minute,that's my girl dog!)
[01:06.148]I don't give a ****,God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:09.284]Chorus
[01:09.560]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[01:11.908]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:14.68]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[01:17.472]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:19.679]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[01:23.93]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:25.710]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[01:28.707]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:30.584]Eminem]
[01:30.843]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[01:33.649]Thanks a lot,next semester I'll be thirty-five
[01:35.789]I smacked him in his face with an eraser,chased him with a stapler
[01:40.239]Walked in the strip club,had my jacket zipped up
[01:42.723]Flashed the bartender,then stuck my **** in the tip cup
[01:47.831]Extraterrestrial,runnin over pedestrians
[01:49.907]in a space***p while they screamin at me:"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[01:54.83]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56.415]I just found out my mom does more **** than I do (Damn!)
[01:59.187]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:01.787]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:05.415]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.779]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:10.267]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:12.899](Dude,can I get your autograph?)
[02:13.986]
[02:16.310]Chorus
[02:16.494]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[02:19.218]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:21.403]Hi! My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[02:24.862]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:26.953]Hi! My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[02:30.354]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:32.602]Hi! My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[02:35.712]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:37.850]Eminem]
[02:38.330]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!(Get him!)
[02:41.619]Dr.Dre, don't just stand there,OPERATE!
[02:43.798]I'm not ready to leave,it's too scary to die (**** that!)
[02:46.930]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:49.14](Huh yup!)Am I comin or goin?I can barely decide
[02:52.406]I just drank a fifth of vodka --dare me to drive?(Go ahead)
[02:55.726]All my life I was very deprived
[02:56.974]I ain't had a woman in years,and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.56](Whoops!)Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:03.113]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:06.473]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.485]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?(WAH!)
[03:11.181]YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****!(WAHHH!)
[03:12.404]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.709]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:17.705]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:19.17]And by the way when you see my dad?(Yeah?)
[03:21.80]Tell him that I slit his throat,in this dream I had
[03:23.579]Hi! My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[03:26.525]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:28.705]Hi! My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[03:32.121]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:34.329]Hi! My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?)
[03:38.27]My name is..{"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:39.953]Hi! My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?)
[03:43.401]My name is..{"{"} scratches Slim Shady