The Real Slim Shady (Instrumental)歌詞

[00:00.00] 作詞 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:02.41]May I have your attention please
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[00:05.81]May I have your attention please
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[00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.35]（Verse 1）
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[00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.18]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.39]It's the return of the
[00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.37]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my ba*****t （haha）
[00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
[01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.25]who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.02]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.98]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady
[01:22.96]（Chorus）
[01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.11]（Verse 2）
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[01:43.32]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.42]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.05]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.96]Who cuss like me
[02:20.77]Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.45]Who dress like me
[02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.06]But not quite me
[02:27.02]（Chorus）
[02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:45.35]（Verse 3）
[02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.11]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:55.24]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.29]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.35]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.56]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.12]（Chorus）
[03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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[04:09.26]The End