二孃歌詞

[00:00.00] 作詞 : 堯十三
[00:01.00] 作曲 : 堯十三
[00:03.52]二嬢
[00:06.77]哎呀二嬢~
[00:09.98]二嬢你家小娃
[00:15.24]屙尿淋我家狗嘞
[00:18.96]緊到淋我家狗嘞
[00:22.86]二嬢二嬢
[00:27.87]你聞起來好香
[00:28.74]嘛一二嬢二嬢
[00:29.89]今天去我家吃mangmang（米飯）
[00:31.45]二嬢二嬢
[00:32.55]我給你講我家的飯咋實(shí)香
[00:33.91]我媽媽削個(gè)洋芋撿點(diǎn)芫荽（香菜）
[00:35.97]匯個(gè)油酸湯
[00:37.67]二嬢二嬢
[00:39.22]我窮得響叮當(dāng)
[00:40.58]小的時(shí)候營養(yǎng)不良
[00:42.08]喔吼霸腿（大腿）上生瘡
[00:44.08]二嬢二嬢
[00:45.74]們我們倆去跳黃浦江
[00:47.34]找個(gè)死豬騎起們
[00:48.81]哎呀征服太平洋去~
[00:50.71]二嬢二嬢
[00:52.11]你當(dāng)我家婆娘
[00:53.83]們我們老鄉(xiāng)擺（騙）老鄉(xiāng)
[00:54.53]專門兩眼淚汪汪
[00:57.14]二嬢二嬢
[00:58.74]你當(dāng)我家婆娘
[01:00.29]們我們倆赤腳嘛腳打波波
[01:01.99]嗨叭叭~
[01:06.82]不如咂磨砂（貴煙）~
[01:09.98]哎呀
[01:15.33]咦~~
[01:16.88]二嬢二嬢
[01:17.94]你當(dāng)我家婆娘不當(dāng)
[01:19.94]你不當(dāng)不當(dāng)講了不當(dāng)就不當(dāng)
[01:23.03]拐咯二嬢二嬢
[01:24.69]你當(dāng)我家婆娘不當(dāng)
[01:26.65]你不當(dāng)不當(dāng)講了不當(dāng)就不當(dāng)
[01:29.62]二嬢二嬢
[01:31.37]你當(dāng)我家婆娘不當(dāng)
[01:33.17]你不當(dāng)不當(dāng)講了不當(dāng)就不當(dāng)
[01:47.21]不當(dāng)就不當(dāng)咯嘛
[01:59.91]二嬢 我要香你一大口
[02:09.90]二嬢~
[02:23.24]二嬢
[02:27.60]你家小娃
[02:28.95]又屙尿放我家狗嘞
[02:34.78]我家狗濕澆澆嘞
[02:37.59]黏啾啾嘞
[02:41.46]吹風(fēng)機(jī)吹都吹不干
[02:47.88]我也是濕澆澆的
[02:50.51]黏啾啾的
[02:54.67]其實(shí)我沒有吹風(fēng)機(jī)
[03:01.60]哎呀二嬢二嬢我給你講啊
[03:05.16]其實(shí)我的腦殼頭是個(gè)烙鍋們
[03:08.64]我一天又沸又哨又冒憨水
[03:14.01]問題是們我又不興害羞
[03:19.01]他們都拿我當(dāng)哈二苗
[03:26.85]這世界不好
[03:32.51]二嬢你也不好
[03:40.79]我也不好
[03:47.01]我家的狗更不好
[03:52.91]不對(duì)
[03:55.01]其實(shí)世界很好很好
[03:59.43]二嬢你也很好
[04:05.85]們唱們（為什么）我還是不好嘛
[04:12.08]唱們（為什么）我和我的狗還是不好嘛
[04:19.70]唱們等待歸一咯還是等待
[04:27.38]遠(yuǎn)方的背后都還是遠(yuǎn)方
[04:34.40]天涯海角去悶
[04:39.45]無處是家鄉(xiāng)
[04:45.98]我嘞二嬢啊~~
[05:25.32]二嬢結(jié)婚咯
[05:29.33]小娃七歲半~~~
[05:39.00]二嬢結(jié)婚咯
[05:43.86]小娃七歲半
[05:50.68]二嬢結(jié)婚咯
[05:57.58]小娃七歲半
[06:04.11]二嬢結(jié)婚咯
[06:10.32]小娃七歲半