你說(shuō)啥2(媽能害你嗎?)歌詞

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[00:00.21]兒子 這事你得聽(tīng)媽的
[00:04.12]媽能害你嗎
[00:17.81]脖子特別響 膝蓋特別癢
[00:19.89]很明顯這是缺鈣 要喝骨頭湯
[00:22.30]你看你這爪 都沒(méi)了小月牙
[00:24.41]這個(gè)身體情況一看你就亞健康
[00:26.67]多吃黑芝麻 你咋就不聽(tīng)呢
[00:28.82]白頭發(fā)不能拔 媽能害你嗎
[00:31.00]別老抱手機(jī) 這輻射能致癌
[00:33.33]幾百億的電話會(huì)議你等會(huì)再開(kāi)
[00:35.73]你看現(xiàn)在天馬上就涼你就愛(ài)臭美
[00:39.76]誒
[00:40.24]現(xiàn)在不穿秋褲以后老了必是老寒腿
[00:44.25]不能
[00:44.94]我最近右眼總是跳 你自己保重好
[00:48.76]得嘞
[00:49.39]你命由你不由天你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[00:53.29]瞎扯
[00:53.87]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[00:55.94]您還是自己百度吧
[00:58.20]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:00.57]您還是自己百度吧
[01:02.75]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:05.23]您這都是謠言吶
[01:07.24]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:09.60]您還是自己百度吧
[01:11.99]問(wèn)一問(wèn)舞伴王大爺生姜洗發(fā)管用嗎
[01:15.73]行嗎
[01:16.42]他說(shuō)滿頭秀發(fā)的秘訣就在這里呀
[01:20.26]哦
[01:21.05]問(wèn)一問(wèn)村里的老屠戶骨頭湯能補(bǔ)鈣嗎
[01:24.91]能嗎
[01:25.68]他說(shuō)自己喝了四十年現(xiàn)在長(zhǎng)到了一米八
[01:29.57]神了
[01:30.14]問(wèn)一問(wèn)手機(jī)家庭群能不能拔白頭發(fā)
[01:33.96]行嗎
[01:34.60]三姨說(shuō)要拔一根就滿頭是白發(fā)
[01:38.45]嚯
[01:39.29]問(wèn)一問(wèn)賣茶的劉大媽綠茶能防新冠嗎
[01:43.00]能嗎
[01:43.64]她說(shuō)遠(yuǎn)離新冠要喝綠茶我能害你嗎
[01:47.60]假的
[01:48.24]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:50.47]您還是自己百度吧
[01:52.28]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:55.12]您還是自己百度吧
[01:57.04]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[01:59.46]您這都是謠言吶
[02:01.58]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[02:03.96]您還是自己百度吧
[02:15.19]您這都哪聽(tīng)的呀
[02:17.60]你別著急我給你找那專家寫得特別好
[02:20.54]專家說(shuō)的還能有錯(cuò)你說(shuō)老娘是為誰(shuí)好
[02:24.10]人專業(yè)都不比你明白你聽(tīng)你媽的錯(cuò)不了
[02:27.68]碳酸飲料不能喝要孩子一定要趁早
[02:31.04]你 要 趁 早 誒呦
[02:33.88]你這頭發(fā)日漸稀疏你得黑芝麻配生姜
[02:38.00]啥呀
[02:38.48]反復(fù)燒開(kāi)的水有亞硝酸鹽致癌你慌不慌
[02:42.44]謊呀
[02:42.92]跟你說(shuō)了白頭發(fā)不能拔
[02:45.14]你怎么就不聽(tīng)呢
[02:46.94]沒(méi)有
[02:47.43]這拔一根要長(zhǎng)十根 媽能害你嗎
[02:51.52]不能
[02:52.18]左眼跳財(cái) 嗯 右眼跳災(zāi) 嗯
[02:56.61]精神衰弱那兩天
[02:58.26]媽應(yīng)該是財(cái)災(zāi)財(cái)財(cái)災(zāi)
[03:00.59]害
[03:01.13]你總是加班吃剩菜微波爐也會(huì)致癌呀
[03:05.08]是呀
[03:05.68]媽給你分享了養(yǎng)生文章媽能害你嗎
[03:09.50]煩死了
[03:10.34]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[03:12.51]您還是自己百度吧
[03:14.63]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[03:16.99]您還是自己百度吧
[03:19.35]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[03:21.57]您還是自己百度吧
[03:23.78]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥 你說(shuō)媽能害你嗎
[03:26.08]您這都是謠言吶
[03:31.35]唉 媽知道你懂得多
[03:36.06]媽就是怕你照顧不好自己