[ti:唐老鸭新编]
[ar:廖健]
[al:时事播报乱劈财]

[00:00.77]歌曲:唐老鸭新编
[00:06.17]歌手:廖健
[00:10.03]啊... ...嗦嘎
[00:15.03]呀... ...啊有锐顶。
[00:19.73]话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃
[00:21.65]一天到黑东跨西跨
[00:23.65]游手好闲乱打冲拳
[00:25.58]十处打了九处在的超级讨人闲
[00:27.82]隔壁子阴沟
[00:28.65]我堵 我堵
[00:29.87]对门子的烟囱
[00:30.89]我堵 我堵
[00:31.91]烽火煤的眼眼
[00:32.71]我堵 我堵
[00:33.74]王老娘的后门
[00:34.71]我堵 我堵
[00:37.47]机...机枪眼眼你去堵嘛
[00:40.60]
[00:40.96]打自让我下岗在家有点清闲
[00:41.83]才旧年的说的轻巧身上缺钱
[00:43.57]打点小麻将吃点麻辣汤
[00:44.56]不做不想甩手甩脚混到一年
[00:47.50]裤儿烂起洞洞
[00:48.92]我补 我补
[00:49.71]牙齿稀起缝缝
[00:50.62]我补 我补
[00:51.62]肾虚我吃串串
[00:52.77]我补 我补
[00:53.66]瘦得就像干仙
[00:54.64]我补 我补
[00:56.09]呵...你你娃钱都没得你补个喘喘
[01:00.09]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:03.87]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:08.18]我妈说我小的时候长得非乖
[01:09.94]长大以后莽楚楚的穿得非歪
[01:11.98]有了婆娘一脚就把老的抓开
[01:14.11]回家吃了妈老汗我是应该
[01:15.93]追求什么我都不想我说拜拜
[01:18.09]出门没人理我
[01:18.97]活该 活该
[01:20.13]病了没人看我
[01:20.94]活该 活该
[01:22.13]老了没人管我
[01:23.13]活该 活该
[01:25.28]算算了 把我整得稀烂我可以改啥
[01:40.56]再说唐二娃发誓要变化
[01:42.66]衣装成钱头发梳得油光水滑
[01:44.66]崭新面貌走进市场
[01:46.53]猪儿壮不怕宰赶追赶杀
[01:48.67]婆婆要过马路
[01:50.44]我帮 我帮
[01:51.13]汽车上坡熄火
[01:52.39]我帮 我帮
[01:53.06]朋友着人欺负
[01:54.01]我帮 我帮
[01:54.84]朋友婆娘生娃儿
[01:55.68]我帮 我帮
[01:57.18]呵...呢呢哥我都帮不到忙了
[02:01.22]他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱
[02:02.91]头顶一喔白菜腰拴一根海带
[02:04.90]就像人家电影头的东方不败
[02:06.35]一找骗子才晓得贪色二赖
[02:09.13]我要追求新潮
[02:09.87]我热 我热
[02:11.13]头发染成绿毛
[02:11.97]我热 我热
[02:13.26]卡拉OK乱嚎
[02:14.14]我热 我热
[02:15.12]舞厅里面烧烤
[02:15.92]我热 我热
[02:17.23]哦也迈蔗儿根嘎 我晕
[02:22.21]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:25.96]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:30.23]奋了半身转来一看有点悲哀
[02:31.94]高的不成底不就病起又还衰
[02:34.07]赶得男人苦累死你活该
[02:36.02]没有那么多门槛堆在你面前
[02:37.93]出非让我耍朋友着挨金花开
[02:40.14]想住生意头一盘脚麻跟到栽
[02:42.03]心头都想偷起汽车拿起卖
[02:44.28]二道吃吗难得都在派出所去呆
[02:46.09]唐二娃你娃又超转去了说!
[02:50.14]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:53.91]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
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