[ti:The Royal Wedding Song] [ar:Matty B] [al:The Royal Wedding Song - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Royal Wedding Song - MattyB [00:01.88]All of the girls around the world [00:03.01]Are saying the same thing [00:03.88]I should - [00:04.63]I should be the one to marry prince charming [00:07.12] [00:08.29]Now if this won't effect you [00:09.48]Then know we're the same [00:11.10] [00:11.85]But listen up [00:12.85]I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out) [00:16.42]Every little girl has the same exact dream [00:19.05] [00:19.99]A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring [00:23.05] [00:23.86]To match the biggest wedding [00:25.11]Ever with a prince for show and tell [00:26.92] [00:27.67]To be the princess in his fairy tale [00:30.47] [00:31.87]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale [00:34.25] [00:35.37]This might make you laugh but its not a spoof [00:37.45]Everything I raps 100% truth [00:38.71] [00:39.27]When a royal wedding happens here's your proof [00:41.29]Twinky sales go through the rough [00:42.91]And the sorority girls all get excited [00:44.41] [00:45.03]But so much jealously its hard to hide it [00:47.03]All over the news and hurts to look [00:48.84]So one by one they tweet & face book [00:51.08]Saying (uhh) such an issue [00:52.45]I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues [00:54.20] [00:54.83]The boys I know all lack in sense [00:56.59]And there she goes just found a prince [00:58.59]"real life princess" must be nice [01:00.33]That should be me it's just not right [01:02.32]It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife [01:04.37]Well she's gonna have a perfect life [01:06.07]Every little girl has the same exact dream [01:08.88] [01:09.84]A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring [01:12.81] [01:13.57]To match the biggest wedding [01:15.12]Ever with a prince for show and tell [01:16.81] [01:17.49]To be the princess in his fairy tale [01:20.28] [01:21.78]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale [01:24.11] [01:25.36]Now the hardest part is the honey moon [01:27.10]More pictures then they can consume [01:28.48] [01:29.11]So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms [01:31.22]Back and forth - vent and fume and [01:32.97]I don't really care cause it's not my life [01:34.97]But I mean they ARE missing paradise [01:36.78]So if you're a guy take my advise [01:38.52]The best thing to do is just keep quiet [01:40.64]Don't even try it crackin' joke [01:42.41]Girls world wide just trying to cope [01:44.33]See they had this dream [01:45.45]And they just lost hope [01:46.41]Save yourselves let 'em mope [01:47.54] [01:48.23]Cause things might seem cool [01:49.47]But there's major problems [01:50.13]Girly stuff trust we can't solve 'em [01:52.19]Soon as they showed her in that tiara [01:54.06]KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom [01:55.55] [01:57.93]Before I watch anymore [01:58.70] [01:59.82]I'm going to need my diet coke [02:01.63] [02:02.44]And a tube of cookie dough [02:03.61] [02:04.17]Every little girl has the same exact dream [02:06.17] [02:07.42]A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring [02:10.41] [02:11.16]To match the biggest wedding [02:12.53]Ever with a prince for show and tell [02:14.28] [02:14.97]To be the princess in his fairy tale [02:17.73] [02:18.69]Every little girl has the same exact dream [02:21.55] [02:22.74]A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring [02:25.86] [02:26.56]To match the biggest wedding [02:27.68] [02:28.24]Ever with a prince for show and tell [02:29.79] [02:30.41]To be the princess in his fairy tale [02:33.28] [02:34.23]Not to worry ladies I'm available ;