[00:00.000] 作词 : Neil Hannon/Paul King/Simon Farnaby
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Neil Hannon
[00:00.000]So the taxis never stop
[00:02.160]The girls think you're a flop
[00:04.160]You're wedding cold
[00:05.240]You're getting old
[00:06.200]Your confidence is shocked it's true
[00:08.480]When people look at you
[00:10.480]They seem to look straight through
[00:12.440]Or like you're something brown
[00:14.040]They found upon the bottom of their shoe
[00:17.080]Have you been following me
[00:18.320]But this should lift the gloom
[00:19.960]My giraffe milk macaroon
[00:22.200]Just take a chance
[00:23.240]And you'll be dancing to a different tune
[00:26.200]Goodbye to feeling small and frightened of it all
[00:30.160]Just eat a few of these
[00:31.680]And you'll be feeling ten feet tall
[00:35.960]Well there's chocolate and there's chocolate
[00:42.000]Only one kiss makes your confidence skyrockalit
[00:46.280]Put your hand into your pocket
[00:48.320]Get yourself some wonka chocolate madame
[00:51.240]Just one kiss yes please
[00:53.760]You've never had chocolate like this
[00:56.880]No we've never had chocolate like this
[01:09.840]Have you tried his new one no
[01:11.440]Oh you've got to have a go
[01:13.440]Just pop one in
[01:14.480]And everything becomes a broadway
[01:16.520]Show
[01:18.640]The news that makes you
[01:19.880]Gas the jokes that make you laugh
[01:22.200]All that you say and do all day will be choreographed
[01:27.120]Lost your hair can't think where
[01:28.880]Feeling fairly bear up there don't despair
[01:31.320]I come prepared
[01:32.200]Behold my hair repair it claire
[01:34.320]It's made from ground vanilla
[01:35.960]From the markets of manila
[01:37.760]Take heed eat more than three
[01:39.160]And you'll end up like a gorilla
[01:43.080]Well there's chocolate and there's chocolate
[01:47.080]Only one that makes you walk around the public
[01:53.040]Put your hands into
[01:54.360]Your pocket and get yourself
[01:55.680]Oh put a sock it made sure they're all frisked
[01:59.840]Have you ever had chocolate like this
[02:05.280]I've never had chocolate like this have you
[02:11.560]Ever had chocolate like this
[02:16.280]Well there's literate and illiterate
[02:20.040]Can you tell me what this word is not a bit of it
[02:24.160]Well that's about and that's a consonant
[02:26.360]What's that now you're talking nonsense
[02:28.120]I should call it quits
[02:31.520]But you've never sold chocolate like this
[02:36.600]Well there's chocolate I understand it
[02:38.800]And there's chocolate totally true
[02:40.800]Only one contrives a home right through our frop in it
[02:43.680]Yes but what I'm trying to tell you
[02:44.800]Is that if we don't get on top of this
[02:46.960]We'll go bust chocoboka lips we'll cease to exist
[02:51.320]But fellas you've never had chocolate like this
[02:55.280]No we've never had chocolate like this
[02:59.200]Well there's chocolate too
[03:01.520]There's chocolates and there's chocolates
[03:03.400]And there's chocolates
[03:04.440]Only mine will find you buying wedding chocolates
[03:08.920]We had just tied the knot
[03:10.640]And it's all because of one
[03:12.440]Chocolate off to a life of bliss
[03:16.520]You've never had chocolate like this
[03:19.640]No we've never had chocolate like this
[03:23.480]Have you ever had chocolate like this
[03:27.280]No we've never had chocolate
[03:30.920]No we've never had chocolate like this