[00:01.441]ねーねーみんな よく聞いて
[00:04.143]私の真似してください
[00:06.224]けどはくしわ さいこ まで ととえ でね
[00:08.810]Ayo
[00:28.624](はい)
[00:29.134]Let me introduce myself, the one and lonely dice demon
[00:31.309]Penny for your thoughts? KIDDING, I don't really need 'em,
[00:33.492]Since I showed up the universe been callin':
[00:36.155]"Tell me, sunshine, you got a dream?"
[00:38.245](Yup!!!)
[00:38.570]最初から最後
[00:39.685]Be the「一番最強に最高」
[00:40.846]When the night's rose, where the mind goes is a place of a twisted design
[00:42.928]Those who oppose of me obviously burn for eternity kidding, I'm totally fine.
[00:45.389]Hypocrites saying I'm crossing a line
[00:46.597]Honestly, promising you that... I'm trying.
[00:47.897](Hah)
[00:48.176]はて さて、 ちょっと まって, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
[00:50.544]"Snap this Wretched World in Half and Kill All of Your Friends" Day!
[00:52.898]Doping kills the mental strain, cross my heart, but hope is pain
[00:55.405]Stick a nail in your brain!! (Ow!) Already said I was insane
[00:57.774]Salty like お せんべい, Keep it 一生懸命
[01:00.088]ラップできるけどイケメンじゃないごめんね (ごめんね)
[01:02.355]Comprende? Havin' second thoughts?
[01:03.656]Pretty boy nothin', you ain't got shit to spit, or say??
[01:05.095]Hold it, 質問がある:「神さま誰?」
[01:07.339]皆様 follow me, hold your applause
[01:09.661]Cast down from heaven, basically? I'M GOD!!
[01:12.216]Number one "realist," Hater-of-All?
[01:14.027]A 百パーセント guarantee!
[01:15.420]Everybody!!
[01:17.185]Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired)
[01:19.274]No doubt, ya feel the same (we're sick and tired)
[01:21.504]Don't **** with the game, screw the cash and the fame,
[01:23.802]I just want you to wanna be like me.
[01:25.312](Naturally!)
[01:26.380]Let's go down the list of every lyricist I hate:
[01:28.655]All these whiny dissin' *****s been tryna kick the record straight
[01:31.024]Pennin' rhymes without a thought about the planet and its state
[01:33.439]Caught up wasting precious time undermining the competition... wait.
[01:36.225]...I need two syllables, **** it I'll use "****in'" again!
[01:38.268]These lyrical gaps easily fillable,
[01:39.894]Unkillable バカバカしい philosophy, a real smooth talker
[01:43.191]Lookin' fake-ass "MC Slim-Shaka-Laka"
[01:45.513]...Hokay.
[01:46.117]See I ain't lying, I ain't trying to complain
[01:48.021]But I'm dying to know why all these new-wave cowards rap the same
[01:50.846]Listen I know that you ain't tryna be boring
[01:52.610]But is this "ASMR," or what? I'm sorry for snoring (goodnight!)
[01:55.304]Dedicated, hypnotizing
[01:56.465]Do I fill you with disgust? (Ugh)
[01:57.626]Is it really so surprising that there's no one that I trust? (Nope!)
[01:59.762]***** and whine about the *****ing whiners, it's how I adjust
[02:02.084]Cynical, hypocritical, full of hatred
[02:03.988]Aren't you jealous?
[02:04.917]皆様 follow me, hold your applause
[02:07.518]Cast down from heaven, basically? I'M GOD!!
[02:09.700]Number one "realist," Hater-of-All?
[02:11.697]A 百パーセント guarantee!
[02:13.183]Everybody!!
[02:14.623]Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired)
[02:16.852]No doubt, ya feel the same (we're sick and tired)
[02:19.174]Don't **** with the game, screw the cash and the fame,
[02:21.264]I just want you to wanna be like me.
[02:22.936](Naturally!)
[02:23.957]皆さまhave i got you on the spot?
[02:26.558]Full of myself, cuz i’m all that i’ve got
[02:28.926]Fakest and shadiest failure of all?
[02:30.877]A 百パーセントguarantee!
[02:32.549]Everybody!!
[02:33.895]Kick out the famous names (they’re uninspired!!)
[02:35.800]No doubt, you feel the same. (we’re sick and tired!!)
[02:38.400]Don’t **** in the game, screw the cash and the fame
[02:40.683]I just want you to wanna be like me
[02:42.262]Naturally!
[02:43.036]{outro}
[03:02.301]皆さまfollow me, hold your applause
[03:05.133]Cast down from heaven, basically, i’m god!!
[03:07.316]Number one “realist” hater-of-all?
[03:09.313]A 百パーセントguarantee!
[03:10.892]Everybody!!
[03:12.192]Kick out the famous names (they’re uninspired!!)
[03:14.329]No doubt, you feel the same. (we’re sick and tired!!)
[03:16.883]Don’t **** in the game, screw the cash and the fame
[03:18.965]I just want you to wanna be like me
[03:21.426]I just want you to wanna be like me
[03:23.748]But really, you don’t wanna be like me