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[00:08.974]同学们准备上课了啊
[00:12.239]我拿起心理 辅导 设备
[00:14.232]准备给小孩子们开课了诶
[00:15.730]老师你准备好了没有
[00:17.228]给我们当四十分钟hero
[00:18.982]好了同学们全部看上面露出你们憨批一样的脸
[00:21.977]不要说我的话贱因为你们的笑容实在是太过阴险
[00:25.726]拿出火影必修五
[00:26.983]大家来看徒手揍群鼠
[00:28.519]没错老斑我一人饮酒醉单手结印须佐能乎
[00:31.838]上一句是“你想起舞吗”
[00:33.496]下一句是“柱间老公”
[00:35.238]刚说“超巨大螺旋丸”下一秒被砍得叫粑粑
[00:38.729]我就是神，神，再说一次
[00:41.988]我就是神，神，再说一次
[00:45.479]我就是神，神，再说一次
[00:48.725]我就是神
[00:51.735]首先老子来个“火遁豪火灭却”把你们烧成灰
[00:54.731]再来个“火遁豪火球之术”把你们都砸成墓碑
[00:57.735]不好意思对面一万人
[00:59.743]都被老子一个给包围
[01:01.235]服不服气服不服气不服那老子继续奥力给
[01:04.983]“木遁树界降临”
[01:05.984]你们都给老子解开裤裆
[01:07.733]如果怕死喊声爸爸无妨
[01:09.231]认你儿子老子超级木狼
[01:10.984]一堆马粪在我面前瞎晃
[01:12.483]其实都是白忙不如赶紧投降
[01:14.235]都是肮脏别来碰我衣裳
[01:15.733]我看谁敢反抗老子炸你膀胱
[01:17.984]我就是神，神，再说一次
[01:21.233]我就是神，神，再说一次
[01:24.479]我就是神，神，再说一次
[01:27.737]我就是神
[01:30.482]OK
[01:31.232]五影炸掉 土已驾到
[01:32.739]“这种世界我已经不在乎了”
[01:33.985]爷务必霸道已触及六道
[01:35.745]这些花招爷已经一早破
[01:37.245]千万联军给宁次陪葬反抗爷的最后全部喊求个救
[01:40.485]爷敢站十尾头上撒尿旁边还站着个“宇智波斑”所以你们算个溜溜球
[01:43.981]万花筒九尾都算个屁
[01:45.481]爷一只轮回九颗求道玉
[01:47.234]你们长得丑就算还字如其人有脸给我嘴遁赶紧给爷罚抄五百句
[01:50.483]卡卡西我早就对你莫得感情
[01:51.985]爷的心中早就已经剩下琳
[01:53.731]我要毁灭这个无情的世界给我留下一世英名
[01:56.995]我就是神，神，再说一次
[02:00.480]我就是神，神，再说一次
[02:03.485]我就是神
[02:05.734]这位同学你干神魔，做下
[02:07.743]老师我不要【姆爷附体】
[02:10.229]sama lamaa duma lama you assuming I'm a human
[02:11.735]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[02:13.483]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[02:14.485]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[02:16.477]I'm never stating more than never demonstrating
[02:17.995]How to give a 这里打码 audience a feeling like it's levitating
[02:19.983]Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
[02:21.481]For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating
[02:23.246]够了x5
[02:24.730]这位同学请你坐下
[02:26.228]我们这里不开演唱会请你去教导处请个假
[02:29.236]不过你刚才的表演真的令我感到十分惊讶
[02:32.499]但是你们台下的同学能不能别吵啊是不是找骂
[02:37.985]好了下课哦
[02:41.230]水了三句