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[00:02.76]Can you help me pick an engagement ring?
[00:05.40]I can't figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..?
[00:11.01]Paper cut!
[00:13.91]-Have you told anyone else? -No,I don't want Monica to find out.
[00:18.61]You told me.
[00:19.95]Because I trust you and we're friends...
[00:22.48]and you saw me looking at ring brochures.
[00:26.45]Once again, not knocking pays off.
[00:29.62]-I wish you hadn't been on the toilet. -Me too.
[00:33.63]Let me see. Is there such a thing as a Monica cut?
[00:36.70]Because that would be you best bet.
[00:41.94]-Want to go to the coffeehouse? -Oh,all right.
[00:45.74]We were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
[00:48.34]Well,we don't because we got the other place.
[00:54.65]How rude.
[00:57.59]Sorry. Want a bite?
[01:01.39]The One With The Ring
[01:38.79]So how are things going with Paul?
[01:41.66]Good.
[01:42.96]Although,you know, he's a private guy.
[01:45.67]I wish I could get him to open up, share some feelings.
[01:49.07]You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open.
[01:55.61]I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
[02:01.02]That's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
[02:10.13]-Watch this. -Okay.
[02:11.73]
[02:13.53]How are things going with you?
[02:17.00]Can't complain.
[02:23.01]Let's go！
[02:26.34]
[02:29.38]You take care.
[02:36.38]What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
[02:40.09]That was so weird,huh?
[02:43.46]Why did you do it?
[02:44.86]I didn't do it. It was Chandler.
[02:48.76]He's mad at you.
[02:51.40]
[02:55.94]I can't think of anything.
[02:57.77]Come on. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
[03:04.21]Is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game?
[03:08.92]Is that something he'd be mad at you for?
[03:12.72]-I guess it could. -Well,then I think that's it.
[03:16.93]If he's angry, he shouldn't hide it. I wish he'd just tell me the truth.
[03:21.60]You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table.
[03:29.70]Honey,I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay?
[03:32.84]Yeah,that's great.
[03:34.41]But first,talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day.
[03:39.25]It was fine.
[03:42.35]Okay.
[03:45.42]What are you thinking right now?
[03:48.02]That you are looking really fine in that dress.
[03:52.33]Yeah, that's great, Paul. But, you know....
[03:55.93]I want to know what.. Wow, those are really great!
[04:01.80]
[04:03.44]what is behind this strong, silent exterior?
[04:07.81]They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours.
[04:14.88]Are you talking about having ***?
[04:18.15]No, Paul.
[04:19.82]I don't know anything about you. Tell me about your childhood.
[04:24.79]Normal.
[04:26.86]Then how about puberty? Come on! That's always a painful time.
[04:31.07]Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water...
[04:35.07]while you sleep, so you pee in your sleeping bag.
[04:40.14]No,that never happened to me.
[04:42.64]You're lucky you never met that *****, Sharon Majeski.
[04:47.28]
[04:49.32]The rest of your life. Any regrets?
[04:53.05]Nope.
[04:55.12]I'm not asking for a lot here.
[04:57.39]Just give me something. Anything.
[05:01.53]-Okay. -Okay.
[05:06.20]When I was 6 years old, I wanted a Big Wheel. 6
[05:10.44]And instead,my parents got me this little...
[05:13.44]plastic chicken that you hop around on.
[05:17.71]It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me.
[05:20.32]That was a tough year.
[05:23.38]That's great! See?
[05:25.95]I already feel like I know you a little better.
[05:29.46]Okay,come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go!
[05:35.00]It was horrible.
[05:39.37]They called me "Chicken Boy."
[05:49.28]In fifth grade,I got in a fight. Well, not really.
[05:52.61]Richard Danville bit me.
[05:54.58]I still have a little scar right here. You can see it.
[05:58.39]Yeah,yeah. I see the scar.
[06:00.76]I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings.
[06:05.99]
[06:08.06]But what do you say we go share some food?
[06:11.63]No,I couldn't eat now.
[06:13.50]What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken!
[06:18.91]
[06:23.68]-Chicken Boy! -I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
[06:34.02]This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can't find the perfect ring.
[06:38.99]
[06:45.27]It's a beautiful selection.
[06:49.64]So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different.
[06:53.98]An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara!
[06:58.95]An engagement Revolutionary War musket!
[07:03.55]I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.
[07:06.92]Imagine getting down on one knee...
[07:09.12]and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
[07:13.53]I'll stick with the ring.
[07:17.57]This one's nice. I like it. Sir?
[07:19.93]Kind sir, can I see this one?
[07:23.30]This is why you brought me. I know how to haggle.
[07:26.74]-Let me handle this from here. -Can I help you?
[07:30.34]-I would like to see that ring. -Or not. Whatever.
[07:35.18]This ring is from the 1920s.
[07:37.15]It's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires. 1.5
[07:40.69]Sir, could I ask you...?
[07:42.52]Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
[07:48.56]-Okay. -Okay.
[07:52.10]Will you marry me?
[07:54.60]Oh, my God, that's it! That's the ring!
[07:58.47]
[08:01.11]How much is it?
[08:03.48]
[08:05.25]We will give you $10.
[08:09.22]
[08:11.69]But I can only pay $8000.
[08:14.72]
[08:19.06]
[08:21.60]Oh,no! I lent my credit card to Joey.
[08:24.40]I'll go get it. You guard the ring.
[08:26.77]-Why did you give your credit card to Joey? -To buy some Knicks tickets. -
[08:30.27]Then the jerk didn't even invite me to the game. But I'm over it. Whatever!
[08:37.35]Listen, I'm sorry about before.
[08:39.98]Do you have anything here for $10?
[08:42.58]
[08:45.89]five-dollar bills. 5
[08:50.46]I'll give you $1 for them.
[08:55.30]Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
[08:58.83]
[09:01.30]-Remember,you were eating pizza? -Yeah.
[09:06.11]Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game.
[09:11.61]We were supposed to just get him one? That guy's always mooching off of us.
[09:18.39]Anyway,I still think we should try to patch things up.
[09:22.56]We could get tickets to another game and invite him.
[09:25.99]That's a great idea. And I still have his credit card.
[09:30.50]Here you go.
[09:31.77]Hey,hey. I got this one. Here you go.
[09:35.94]Sometimes I just don't get Chandler.
[09:38.84]We do stuff all the time without you, and you don't get all upset.
[09:45.91]-All the time? -All the time.
[09:50.22]I'm sorry,it was rejected.
[09:52.19]That's impossible. Let me see that.
[09:55.32]This one's mine. Here you go.
[09:58.86]Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[10:02.33]-Still crying? -Like a little girl.
[10:07.13]I know,I know. This is all my fault.
[10:09.94]I wanted him to open up.
[10:11.94]I didn't know that I was gonna unleash...
[10:14.74]this weepy,clingy, moist monster!
[10:19.35]I only know of two ways to shut a man up. One of them is ***.
[10:24.25]-What's the other? -Don't know. Never had to use it. -
[10:28.39]I'm just saying, if we're having ***, he's not talking.
[10:32.26]That's right. You're the talker.
[10:38.37]Anyway, great idea.
[10:40.90]I gotta buy him some more tissues.
[10:43.67]-We have some here. -No,you don't! -
[10:48.24]Okay. I'd also like to try on the tiara.
[10:55.18]Oh,yeah. Okay.
[10:59.19]What do you think? Too much?
[11:02.92]A tad.
[11:05.93]Take the tiara back...
[11:08.70]and let me hold the musket again.
[11:19.31]Something's missing.
[11:21.91]Let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
[11:25.91]-Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? -I just sold it to that gentleman. -
[11:30.92]Oh,my God!
[11:32.82]Wait,no!
[11:37.96]Let me out! Now!
[11:53.64]
[11:55.24]No.
[11:57.48]-How are you, Paul? -Okay.
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[12:12.99]No! No.
[12:14.86]It's just that my dad never did.
[12:19.87]I miss my dad.
[12:21.30]You can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
[12:29.78]
[12:32.18]Would you...?
[12:38.85]Would you hug me?
[12:41.82]-I'm a little busy here, Paul. -That's what my dad used to say. -
[12:46.63]Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out.
[12:51.60]There you go.
[12:54.14]Okay.
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[13:06.15]Hi. Paul,is it?
[13:09.35]-Do you have my credit card? -Yeah. It's in my...
[13:12.35]In my pocket.
[13:17.73]-My back pocket! -Thank God. -
[13:21.23]-I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. -I can't go. -
[13:24.87]It'll be fun.
[13:26.23]
[13:32.34]Look, I don't have time for this, okay? I gotta go.
[13:40.08]That was mean.
[13:43.28]Yeah,I know.
[13:46.22]-Get in here. -Yeah.
[13:52.29]Chandler, I found the perfect ring.
[13:54.90]I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.
[13:57.93]Oh, wake up. The one you picked is gone. It's over!
[14:02.44]
[14:04.00]Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail!
[14:09.44]-They put you in jail? -The little jail between the doors! -
[14:13.61]-I asked you to guard the ring! -I know. I'm sorry. -
[14:17.12]But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring.
[14:21.22]Yeah,but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps.
[14:26.53]-Maybe it was the guy. -It was the ring! -
[14:31.77]
[14:36.04]-What? -I know.
[14:38.34]I can't believe it.
[14:40.61]Can I tell you something?
[14:43.08]I'm a little mad at him now!
[14:46.58]Can I tell you something?
[14:50.08]Me too!
[14:53.95]He didn't want to talk to us about being angry.
[14:57.09]Maybe we don't talk to him at all!
[15:02.40]-Freeze him out. -Right! -
[15:04.06]-I like it. -We'll show him. -
[15:05.77]From now on,it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends.
[15:10.64]We'll be the new Joey and Chandler.
[15:15.68]
[15:17.81]You think you and Chandler were closer than me and Chandler?
[15:21.55]Hey, don't get angry.
[15:23.75]We turn on each other, he wins.
[15:32.49]Hi,I'm back.
[15:34.13]I've written down more to tell you!
[15:36.40]Oh,that's great.
[15:39.93]No,actually,that's...
[15:42.80]That's great. That's really great.
[15:45.61]You know,I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me...
[15:50.24]It gets me kind of hot.
[15:53.28]Wait, wait. Listen to this:
[15:56.72]Know what I wanted to be at that age?
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[16:04.16]-I wanted to be one with the waves.. -Hold on. -
[16:07.66]Let me just get a little more comfortable here.
[16:12.30]Wait a second.
[16:13.60]-This isn't too revealing,is it? -No. -
[16:17.47]Whatever happened to that little dude?
[16:21.14]So full of dreams.
[16:25.41]I don't care about the little dude!
[16:29.55]I can't! I cannot listen to any more of this!
[16:32.79]The only one who'd listen is a mental health professional!
[16:36.42]That's only because they get $100 an hour!
[16:38.96]Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? $2000!
[16:43.20]Know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
[16:47.13]I can't believe you're trying to stifle me when 14 hours ago...
[16:51.51]we figured out that's what my mother was trying to do!
[16:56.38]I'm sorry.
[16:58.08]I don't mean... I didn't mean to stifle you.
[17:02.38]This is all just a little overwhelming.
[17:07.82]I'm so sorry.
[17:10.62]I didn't mean to overwhelm you.
[17:12.59]It's just that when those gates open...
[17:16.30]it's hard to close them.
[17:22.24]But they are closed now. Believe me.
[17:24.81]I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared.
[17:29.01]And I'm glad that you're done.
[17:34.15]So what do you say we....
[17:38.65]I'd like that.
[17:51.70]That was so good!
[18:04.55]Oh,oh.
[18:09.22]I can't believe you talked me into this gumball-machine-looking ring.
[18:13.92]It's not a gumball-machine-looking ring. It's a beautiful ring!
[18:17.72]No, it's not.
[18:19.46]When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica's face...
[18:23.26]and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this,I only see a ring.
[18:27.30]Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye.
[18:36.48]This is the most important thing I'll ever do. I want to make it perfect.
[18:42.55]Maybe we could get the other ring back.
[18:45.49]I heard where the guy was gonna propose.
[18:48.46]-Maybe we could get him to trade rings. -I can't do that. -
[18:52.43]You certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring.
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[19:00.50]
[19:03.17]
[19:04.34]Somewhere Over the...?
[19:07.77]
[19:09.61]No,just L'Espace.
[19:13.25]I'd love to know how you got from rainbow to L'Espace.
[19:16.72]No, you wouldn't.
[19:19.29]You don't wanna get in here.
[19:29.80]There he is.
[19:31.37]He hasn't proposed yet. She has no ring on.
[19:34.43]Wow, you're good! After this, we should solve crimes.
[19:38.67]Okay. Go get him.
[19:40.47]Oh,okay.
[19:44.34]Excuse me. Could you come with me? You have a phone call.
[19:48.95]-Who is it? -It's your office.
[19:51.25]
[19:53.72]Oh,John! Great!
[19:58.56]-There he is. -Hi. Okay. -
[20:00.69]There was a mix-up at the store.
[20:02.90]The ring you have was supposed to be held for me.
[20:06.43]I'm gonna need to have that back.
[20:10.60]In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring.
[20:17.61]Wow, I would trade.
[20:20.95]It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Excuse me.
[20:24.65]This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring.
[20:28.26]Do you want to break her heart?
[20:30.46]Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart?
[20:34.60]You're dying?
[20:39.57]Yeah,she's dying...
[20:41.40]of a cough,apparently.
[20:45.44]It's my dying wish to have that ring. If I'm not buried with it...
[20:49.81]my spirit will wander the netherworld..
[20:53.11]That's enough!
[20:55.95]Oh,I don't know.
[20:59.69]-Let me see it. -Great. Okay, here. -
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[21:07.79]And you are about to marry a wonderful man.
[21:17.00]Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman!
[21:25.98]Guys?
[21:30.58]I've got something important to tell you.
[21:34.19]Guys?
[21:36.99]Guys?
[21:38.39]Guys?
[21:41.66]I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.
[21:46.33]I think we gotta end the freeze-out.
[21:51.14]Wait. Is this for real?
[21:53.21]Yeah. Check out the ring.
[21:55.84]Oh,my God!
[21:58.75]So you two are really serious?
[22:03.22]Yeah, pretty much.
[22:05.75]You're gonna get married?
[22:09.42]We're gonna be brothers-in-law! Come here!
[22:13.43]And we're gonna be friends again.
[22:18.40]
[22:19.87]-Water under the bridge! Forget it! -Okay. -
[22:23.64]I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys.
[22:27.41]You're my best friends.
[22:29.34]-I can't believe this. -Me too. -
[22:31.01]I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions.
[22:36.58]I think I'm gonna cry.
[22:38.69]Oh! No more crying!
[22:41.15]I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too.
[22:46.16]I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.
[22:49.03]Oh,my God!
[22:50.96]Oh,my God!
[22:52.83]Oh,Chandler! You guys are gonna be so happy!
[22:56.30]-I know. -Where's all the tissues?! -
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[23:08.68]-Hey. -Hey,Phoebe.
[23:10.08]-He's gonna ask Monica to marry him. -Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring. -
[23:17.26]You told her before you told us?
[23:20.99]She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that.
[23:27.40]Guys?
[23:31.61]Guys?
[23:36.01]Guys?
[23:39.98]God, that ring Chandler picked out was so beautiful.
[23:43.85]You should know. You've bought like a billion of them.
[23:49.32]Humor based on my pain.
[23:54.19]You know what's funny?
[23:55.90]Of all of your wives, I'm the only one who never got a ring.
[23:59.37]This a big issue for you?
[24:02.60]No, but it would have been nice to have a little memento...
[24:05.97]of our married time together.
[24:08.81]Something other than the divorce papers and the hangover.
[24:14.08]Ross is obviously not gonna get you a ring.
[24:16.32]But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket!
[24:20.62]When we were married, do you know what I never got?
[24:23.92]***.
[24:26.29]Well,yeah. No ring,no ***. Big surprise.
[24:31.40]Get me a musket and we'll talk.
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