[00:02.525]呵呵啊啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:05.489]鸡汤来喽
[00:07.349]咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯
[00:09.693]鸡飞走喽
[00:11.028]呵呵啊啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:13.853]趁热喝呦
[00:15.645]嘿嘿哈哈
[00:16.620]我走了哈
[00:17.496]你不能走
[00:18.722]呵呵哈哈
[00:19.452]王大队长
[00:19.811]胡说八道
[00:20.290]爱开玩笑
[00:20.735]趁热喝呀
[00:21.236]不喝是吧
[00:21.730]都怕死是吧
[00:22.816]再不趁热
[00:24.252]鸡飞走喽
[00:25.151]鸡可以走
[00:26.182]你不能走
[00:26.794]我说老冯
[00:27.293]30多人
[00:27.795]一锅鸡汤
[00:28.278]兄多鸡少
[00:28.777]愣着干啥
[00:29.311]炖炖自己
[00:29.818]不能炖太烂
[00:30.792]还不快GO
[00:32.203]听见没有
[00:33.069]听见了呀
[00:34.272]TNN滴
[00:35.171]王大队长就喜欢开玩笑
[00:36.696]趁热吃我老冯不能太残暴
[00:38.498]小司令有些烦恼
[00:40.190]我唱忧郁蓝调
[00:40.758]等我菜里下毒
[00:41.545]把大伙统统完爆
[00:42.416]我只是一个炊事员
[00:44.575]味道不咸不淡
[00:45.619]你看我是苦是甜
[00:46.546]虽然来自重庆
[00:47.547]还有点荣幸
[00:48.616]但我和鸡绝对不会同命
[00:50.567]今天是谁要陷害我
[00:52.855]老冯三十好几还没有恋爱过
[00:54.663]我说大伙实在有些变太多
[00:56.754]要是吃我会很像变态喔
[00:58.641]既然大家知道我就不演了
[01:00.811]我是天皇的亲戚 虽然还挺远的
[01:02.868]来做大伙炊事员算是给你脸了
[01:04.724]这下肯定算是紧急避险了
[01:06.863]（放P声）
[01:09.075]NND，给我玩阴滴是吧！