[ti:Drunk Uncle Pete] [ar:Methods of Mayhem] [00:01.05]Drunk Uncle Pete -Methods of Mayhem [00:15.50]Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum [00:17.99]I look across the street and i see your wreath [00:20.98]It reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete [00:26.05]Take the lampshade off you're not funny [00:28.75]Barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy [00:31.42]Try to play poker but you can't read the cards [00:33.98]Lying cheating stealing brains working too hard [00:36.52]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [00:41.43]He's whiskey he's a shot glass [00:43.35]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right [00:47.11]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door [00:51.95]He is this mumbling and a stumbling his family [00:56.28]Drunk Uncle Pete [00:58.18]Yeah yeah yeah drunk Uncle Pete [01:02.90]Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark [01:05.31]Fourth of July is a pause for the cause [01:07.79]Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok [01:10.48]Valentines chocolate nice and early times [01:13.42]St Pats day that's ok [01:15.57]First of June drunk again not a holiday [01:18.22]Lost a finger lost a limb [01:19.59]Wasn't in the war let's drink some more [01:23.74]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [01:28.33]He's whiskey he's a shot glass [01:30.36]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right [01:34.14]Drunk drink Pete dirved his new car [01:38.78]Do you why now get pay now [01:40.70]How to jea now his family [02:05.51]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [02:10.57]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [02:15.32]Your whiskey your a shot glass [02:17.29]Your a forty ounce your family that's right [02:20.85]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door [02:25.75]He is mumbling and a stumbling his family [02:30.15]Drunk Uncle Pete [02:35.79]Drunk Uncle Pete [02:37.40]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah