[ar:曾志伟]
[ti:洁厕洁厕洗厕所]
[00:00.00]洁厕洁厕洗厕所 - 曾志伟
[00:07.10]词：林敏聪
[00:14.20]曲：Bob Crewe/Kenny Nolan
[00:21.30]编曲：吴国恩
[00:28.40]Hey 白头佬　木头佬　贼头佬
[00:32.52]Hey 掘头佬 fing头佬 刀(gut)头佬
[00:36.52]Hey 芋头佬　突头佬　宝头佬
[00:40.71]Hey 日头佬　袜头佬　石头佬
[00:44.87]想洗靓个厕所　要@ 斗欢婆
[00:46.87]巨用D无花果　仲请你食烧鹅
[00:49.06]巨话认住呢个泵　清洁好轻松
[00:51.13]仲话认出呢个窿　想你无伤风
[00:53.15]或者你的锅可以叫做马桶
[00:55.14]里面有旧粽 你就猛咁涌
[00:57.28]个样好似洪朝丰
[00:58.15]但系无巨甘大个胸　个款好鬼忠
[01:00.36]好似老懵懵　洁厕洁厕也也Da Da
[01:05.59]洁厕洁厕也也依也
[01:09.60]洁厕洁厕洁厕粉也 
[01:13.85]洗厕所好好用
[01:17.84]啊　乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[01:20.90]洗吓  乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 
[01:26.70]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 
[01:30.45]乌里单刀洗多几吓 
[01:34.45]琴晚你阿爷
[01:35.99]一点几个阵时仲整污糟左几张椅
[01:42.89]成晚霸住一卷卷草纸
[01:46.77]仲聊你阿嬷当无事 
[01:50.14](搅到我地要) 洁厕洁厕也也Da Da
[01:55.53]洁厕洁厕也也依也
[01:59.60]洁厕洁厕洁厕粉也 
[02:03.47]洗厕所好干净
[02:07.35]啊　乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[02:10.42]洗吓  乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 
[02:15.85]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 
[02:20.52]乌里单刀洗多几吓 
[02:24.13]Say 合唔到 "及"唔到　入唔到
[02:28.31]Say 食唔到　着唔到　训唔到
[02:32.59]Say Call唔到 @ 唔到　等唔到
[02:36.59]Say 拧唔到 fing唔到　掉唔到
[02:40.71]洗厕所　无花果　斗鸡婆　食烧鹅
[02:44.86]包租公　洪七公　手指公 冬荫公
[02:48.98]学生证　良民证　疯狗症　乌龟症
[02:53.06]HKU 印度U 福建U I love U
[03:00.29]啊　乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[03:03.79]洗吓  乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 
[03:09.60]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 
[03:13.99]乌里单刀洗多几吓 
[03:17.96]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓洗吓
[03:22.08]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[03:26.27]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 
[03:30.62]乌里单刀洗多几吓 
[03:34.58]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓洗吓
[03:38.88]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[03:42.80]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 
[03:47.19]乌里单刀洗多几吓 
[03:51.08]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓洗吓