[00:16.300]I read the news today oh boy
[00:22.500]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:28.900]And though the news was rather sad
[00:35.000]Well I just had to laugh
[00:41.200]I saw the photograph
[00:47.800]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:53.400]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:59.400]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:06.099]They'd seen his face before
[01:09.200]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
[01:15.500]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:21.700]The English Army had just won the war
[01:28.299]A crowd of people turned away
[01:33.500]But I just had to look
[01:37.000]Having read the book,
[01:42.099]I'd love to turn you on.
[02:24.300]Woke up, fell out of bed,
[02:27.199]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:31.998]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
[02:34.998]And looking up I noticed I was late.
[02:38.998]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:41.998]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:45.998]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
[02:49.998]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[02:52.998]（Ah~~~~~)
[03:22.399]I read the news today oh boy
[03:28.399]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:34.099]And though the holes were rather small
[03:40.099]They had to count them all
[03:42.998]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
[03:48.498]I'd love to turn you on.