[ar:Andrea Ross]
[ti:Popular]
[al:]
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[00:02.47]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
[00:08.92]And let's face it who isn't less fortunate than I
[00:14.99]My tender heart tends to start to bleed
[00:20.42]And when someone needs a makeover
[00:23.51]I simply have to take over
[00:26.60]I know I know exactly what they need
[00:33.38]And even in your case
[00:36.91]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
[00:42.12]Don't worry I'm determined to succeed
[00:48.16]Follow my lead
[00:51.69]And yes indeed you will be
[00:59.17]Popular you're gonna be popular
[01:03.62]I'll teach you the proper ploys
[01:05.52]When you talk to boys
[01:06.83]Little ways to flirt and flounce
[01:09.13]I'll show you what shoes to wear
[01:10.71]How to fix your hair
[01:12.12]Everthing that really counts to be
[01:14.80]Popular I'll help you be popular
[01:18.97]You'll hang with the right cohorts
[01:20.79]You'll be good at sports
[01:22.18]Know the slang you've got to know
[01:24.77]So let's start
[01:25.68]You've got an awfully long way to go
[01:30.65]Don't be offended by my frank analysis
[01:32.49]Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:35.81]Now that I've chosen to become a
[01:37.89]Palasister and advisor
[01:39.06]There's nobody wiser
[01:40.36]Not when it comes to
[01:42.09]Popular I know about popular
[01:46.59]And with an assist from me
[01:48.33]To be who you'll be
[01:49.67]Instead of dreary who you were uh are
[01:52.92]There's nothing that can stop you
[01:54.51]From becoming popular  lar
[01:57.85]La la la la
[02:03.45]We're gonna make you popular
[02:08.56]When I see depressing creatures
[02:11.09]With unprepossessing features
[02:13.59]I remind them on their own behalf
[02:16.84]To think of
[02:18.84]Celebrated heads of state
[02:21.28]Or specially great communicators
[02:24.01]Did they have brains or knowledge
[02:26.97]Don't make me laugh
[02:28.76]They were Popular
[02:30.76]Please it's all about popular
[02:33.71]It's not about aptitude
[02:35.92]It's the way you're viewed
[02:37.23]So it's very shrewd to be
[02:39.96]Very very popular like me
[02:48.42]And though you protest
[02:52.24]Your disinterest
[02:55.93]I know clandestinly
[03:02.83]You're gonna grin and bear it
[03:05.47]You're new found popularity
[03:09.09]La la la la
[03:13.28]You'll be popular
[03:14.65]Just not quite as popular as me