[00:01.731]All aboard!
[00:04.651]Okay, next stop, my basement (Ha-ha)
[00:10.679]I'll meet you down there!
[00:15.195]There once was a saying that I used to say
[00:17.720]Back in the day, when I met Dre
[00:19.965]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[00:23.041]That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[00:25.818]He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him
[00:28.650]"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
[00:31.432]Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[00:33.739]I'm living in a house with a fvxking elevator
[00:36.707]Haters gettin' mad, they done had enough of Shady
[00:39.228]You slay me, nothin' you say matters enough to touché me
[00:42.313]Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
[00:45.683]Whoopsa-that-a-fvxking-daisy
[00:47.363]That's a no-no, even she knows Da-Da's fvxking crazy
[00:49.964]Fvxking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fvxking-A, B
[00:52.654]Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
[00:55.309]Fvxk around and throw a baby at another baby
[00:57.942]You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up
[01:00.324]But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters
[01:03.267]Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
[01:05.879]You might think it doesn't creep up on ya, but it all does
[01:08.456]You wouldn't listen, man, I tried to warn ya when you started
[01:10.915]Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of
[01:13.825]Chainsaw slaughters, turn your daughters into sawdust
[01:16.427]I never thought it'd come to this, I oughta just be honest, but
[01:18.803]There once was a saying that I used to say
[01:21.301]Back in the day, when I met Dre
[01:23.602]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[01:26.588]That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[01:29.442]He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him
[01:32.232]"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
[01:35.027]Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[01:37.338]I'm living in a house with a fvxking elevator
[01:40.143]"Sorry, Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
[01:42.909]They get so mad when I call them both ******s"
[01:45.601]All these fvxking voices in my head, I can't take it
[01:48.256]Someone shut that fvxking baby up 'fore I shake it
[01:50.812]You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and
[01:53.491]Together makes 'em a fvxking bad combination
[01:56.194]I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
[01:58.886]Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away
[02:01.061]Somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him
[02:04.206]Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreson
[02:06.804]I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away, son
[02:09.535]No, not a-now, not a chance, not today, son
[02:12.068]I can't believe I leave for one brief second
[02:14.518]And you pvssies queef all over the rap game, naked
[02:17.360]And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain, feck it
[02:20.000]I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[02:22.456]There once was a saying that I used to say
[02:24.917]Back in the day, when I met Dre
[02:27.226]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[02:30.233]That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[02:33.055]He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him
[02:35.851]"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
[02:38.669]Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[02:40.925]I'm living in a house with a fvxking elevator
[02:43.946]Elevator in my house, hah, smell ya later
[02:46.520]I blew the fvxk up, a hamster in the microwave, I'm
[02:49.212]Thinkin' 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
[02:51.892]Told the neighbors step away, then I just pepper-sprayed 'em
[02:54.495]Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
[02:56.751]Or hide out, drive by my house and beep
[02:59.503]Like, now motherfvxker, try now to sleep
[03:02.174]Lie down, fvxker (Bah), try countin' sheep
[03:04.808]And you're tryna find out why now there's beef
[03:07.489]Mace in your face, b1xch, cry now, *****
[03:10.114]This is my house, all nine thousand feet
[03:12.676]So you can suck my d1xk with Amy Winehouse's teeth
[03:15.415]Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
[03:18.084]Stand above 'em just to cut the fvxking cable, let 'em drop
[03:20.785]Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
[03:23.395]While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement, yelling "Stop!"
[03:26.045]There once was a saying that I used to say
[03:28.528]Back in the day, when I met Dre
[03:30.808]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
[03:33.825]That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
[03:36.681]He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him
[03:39.439]"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
[03:42.272]Eighty-some million records worldwide later
[03:44.588]I'm living in a house with a fvxking elevator
[03:47.503]You fvxkin' son of a b1xch, I can't believe this shit
[03:49.885]This must be all that there is, this must be it
[03:53.092]Fvxking-A, even got a bidet
[03:55.006]To wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
[03:58.488]Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
[04:00.447]I can just toss a flying saucer in it, the shit's awesome
[04:04.320]Yeah, fvxking elevator
[04:06.163]Living in a house with a fvxking elevator