[00:00.682] (Wake up everybody, get up!)
[00:03.244] Munch! Munch!
[00:11.722] Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater
[00:18.695] Biz Markie:I'm hungry, I want something to eat
[00:20.822] Something with a crunch and very sweet
[00:23.498] Just woke up so you know the scenario
[00:25.723] I'm craving cereal like Cheerios
[00:28.010] Maybe frosted flakes, I might munch
[00:30.298] But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch
[00:32.724] So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice
[00:34.932] In my stomach I heard a voice
[00:37.315] It said: "Please feed me, my tank is on empty
[00:39.698] I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me"
[00:42.031] So I said "okay", and got my bowl
[00:44.339] Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold
[00:46.901] Sat down at the table and said my grace
[00:49.188] Because I knew what was about to take place
[00:51.537] "Yum yum, eat 'em up", my belly said
[00:53.768] The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed!
[00:56.459] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
[01:00.193] He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller
[01:05.398] He's got...
[01:18.487] Crunch!
[01:21.006] Did you ever know a noisy eater?
[01:25.913] Aauuuuuuuuuuuu!
[01:28.921] Now it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again
[01:31.213] I don't know where I should begin
[01:33.395] Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good
[01:36.122] I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood
[01:38.508] But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch
[01:40.612] So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch'
[01:43.139] Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd
[01:45.299] And said "Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!"
[01:47.919] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
[01:52.780] He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller
[01:56.940] He's got...
[01:58.236] Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um
[02:02.420] Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me
[02:16.252] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
[02:20.129] He got ju-ju eyeballs. He's one holy roller
[02:24.432] He's got...
[02:32.776] Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!
[02:35.022] Yum, yum, yum, yum yum
[02:44.158] Mmm, that's good!
[02:46.711] They all thought I had stopped
[02:48.827] And where's the gravy?
[02:51.212] No matter!