[00:02.41]This is my vague rock song [00:06.35] [00:07.79]Everybody sing along [00:11.53] [00:13.07]This is my vague rock song [00:16.98] [00:18.51]Everybody sing along [00:22.36] [00:23.92]This is my vague rock song [00:27.74] [00:29.26]Everybody sing along [00:32.93] [00:34.80]This is my vague rock song [00:38.62] [00:40.06]Everybody's gotta have one [00:43.54] [00:45.48]This is my vague rock song [00:49.31] [00:50.87]Everybody sing along [00:54.77] [00:56.23]This is my vague rock song [01:00.10] [01:01.81]Everybody's gotta have one [01:05.16] [01:07.12]This is my vague rock song [01:10.87] [01:12.42]Everybody sing along [01:16.35] [01:17.77]Sounds like a little like Biz Markie [01:21.73] [01:23.10]Or Cypress Hill with a little bit of me [01:26.67] [01:27.43]Come on now everybody dance [01:29.32] [01:29.97]Come on now everybody dance [01:31.93] [01:32.64]Come on now everybody dance [01:34.53] [01:35.34]Come on now everybody dance [01:37.32] [01:38.08]Come on now everybody dance [01:40.04] [01:40.82]Come on now everybody dance [01:42.76] [01:43.46]Come on now everybody dance [01:45.43] [01:46.21]Come on now everybody dance [01:48.24] [01:48.75]Watch out right here [01:50.05] [01:52.48]You weren't expecting this [01:53.95] [01:55.69]Frank Zappa part [01:58.79] [02:00.29]This little part's gonna be good this little part's gonna be good [02:03.22] [02:04.66]Let's go to Africa [02:07.55] [02:09.52]Rumble in the jungle [02:12.19] [02:48.75]I hope you like my vague rock song [02:52.65] [02:54.07]And that you aren't too terribly bummed [02:58.18] [02:59.46]I hope you like this vague rock song [03:03.47] [03:04.81]I feel it's one that you can hum [03:08.90] [03:10.33]And the words are not too many or too fast [03:14.50] [03:15.69]I feel it's something that everyone can grasp [03:19.71] [03:21.10]You gotta have a vague rock song [03:25.04] [03:26.66]In your catalog that everyone can sing along [03:30.82]Come on now everybody dance [03:32.82]Come on [03:33.54]Come on now everybody dance [03:35.50]Come on [03:35.94]Come on now everybody dance [03:38.25]Come on [03:38.70]Come on now everybody dance [03:40.89]Come on [03:41.30]Come on now everybody dance [03:43.57]Come on [03:44.10]Come on now everybody dance [03:46.21]Come on [03:46.70]Come on now everybody dance [03:49.09]Come on [03:49.52]Come on now everybody dance [03:51.45] [03:53.75]Went on a walk today [03:57.38] [03:58.87]Stopped at the gym and I lifted some weights [04:03.05] [04:04.29]I'm middle-aged and feeling out of shape [04:08.40] [04:09.66]Don't wanna look like a California raisin [04:13.37] [04:14.60]It's the natural evolution of life [04:19.05] [04:20.67]Gotta lay off bread pasta and white rice [04:24.59] [04:26.02]Gotta get outta bed sometime and break a sweat [04:30.55]Doc says I need to diet and a steady exercise regiment [04:34.94] [04:36.90]On the way to the studio I stop into a store [04:40.57] [04:42.10]The woman was staring at a TV that was blaring [04:45.10] [04:46.88]I said damn what's going on [04:49.74] [04:50.46]She said A chlorine attack in Syria [04:52.80]People are hospitalized and four of them are gone [04:55.92] [04:58.12]Then a homeless guy came in begging her for food [05:02.48] [05:03.86]He said it's hot out here I'm not a thief [05:05.78]Please ma'am can you give me something cool [05:07.71] [05:09.12]She stepped away from the cash register [05:12.53] [05:14.51]I walked over to the refrigerator [05:16.85] [05:19.28]She said okay please pick an ice cream sir [05:22.10] [05:23.38]He said thank you ma'am [05:24.73]And carefully selected a mint-flavored Klondike bar [05:27.74] [05:30.72]I said that was nice of you [05:32.19] [05:32.81]Where are you from [05:34.82] [05:35.51]She said Syria [05:36.26] [05:36.87]And that's why the glum look on my face [05:39.25] [05:40.33]All of a sudden the world got gray [05:42.20] [05:43.05]So quit dancing for at least today [05:44.90] [05:45.71]One minute there's life and love [05:47.41] [05:48.27]Next minute red valleys of blood [05:50.30] [05:51.08]All of a sudden the world got gray [05:52.90] [05:53.61]So quit dancing for at least today [05:55.58] [05:56.35]One minute there's life and love [05:58.20] [05:59.07]Next minute red valleys of blood [06:01.09] [06:03.12]So there goes my vague rock song [06:07.17] [06:08.46]I really tried but there's wars going on [06:12.52] [06:13.50]And Syrian grocery clerks with sad looks in their eyes [06:17.94] [06:18.87]Having interactions with homeless guys [06:22.93] [06:24.78]So there goes my vague rock song [06:28.64] [06:30.09]You no longer need to sing along [06:34.07] [06:35.54]Try to do something nice today [06:39.30] [06:40.91]Send your a lover a nice bouquet [06:44.99] [06:46.60]Of flowers and say I love you [06:50.15] [06:57.27]Though I gave it my best try [07:01.49]I learned that I'm not a vague rock guy