[00:00.00] 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
[00:02.39]Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
[00:05.12]We have feelings. (We have feelings)
[00:07.00]Some people say that we are not rappers. (We're rappers.)
[00:09.93]That hurts our feelings.
[00:10.78](Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers.)
[00:12.61]Some people say that rappers are invincible
[00:14.92]We're vincible. (We're vincible.)
[00:16.45]What you are about to hear are true stories
[00:18.46](Real experiences)
[00:19.26]Autobiographical raps. Rapper
[00:20.78]Things that happened to us, all true
[00:22.85]Bring the rhyme!
[00:23.63]I make a meal for my friends,
[00:24.55]Try to make it delicious,
[00:25.66]Try to keep it nutritious,
[00:26.93]Create wonderful dishes.
[00:28.03]Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
[00:30.21]Nobody compliments the meal
[00:32.23]
[00:33.19]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[00:38.07]I feel like a prize asshole
[00:39.49]No one even mentions my casserole.
[00:42.21]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
[00:47.15]You could said something nice about my profiteroles
[00:49.40]
[00:50.95]Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
[00:53.02]I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
[00:55.49]But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
[00:57.51]And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
[00:59.63]
[01:00.48]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:05.12]I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man!
[01:09.31]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:14.40]Get me a small man's wetsuit, please
[01:16.99]
[01:17.74]It's my birthday, 2003
[01:19.91]Waitin' for a call from my family
[01:21.77]
[01:25.74]They forgot about me
[01:26.69]
[01:27.69]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:32.59]The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
[01:36.17]I call my friends and say, "Let's go into town"
[01:38.28]But they're all too busy to go into town
[01:40.46]So I go by myself, I go into town
[01:42.77]Then I see all my friends, they're all in town
[01:44.89]
[01:45.70]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
[01:50.60]They're all lined up to watch that movie
[01:52.51]"Maid in Manhattan."
[01:54.18]Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
[01:56.29]Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
[01:58.47]Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
[02:00.73]Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?
[02:03.07]Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
[02:05.38]Once again, they forgot about J
[02:07.60]Were you ever called "homo" 'cause at school you took drama?
[02:09.82]Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
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[02:12.33]Tears of a rapper.
[02:14.45](don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what you say)
[02:16.37]I'm crying tears of a rapper
[02:18.88](I pouring out the bullets of my Icannon)
[02:20.71]Go play the tears of a rapper
[02:23.18](These are the tears of a rapper now)
[02:25.09]The diamond tears of a rapper
[02:28.37](These are the bullet proof 24 karat of tears, of a rapper)