[00:00.00] A thousand violins will play it for you
[00:16.83]While you sit and roll  your deep blue eyes
[00:20.79]A thousand to win, a thousand you lose
[00:24.30]But I'll be your consolation prize
[00:32.85]All you do is sigh
[00:43.05]I wore my frings like Roger McGuinn's
[00:47.13]I  was hoping to impress
[00:51.06]So frightfully camp, it made you laugh
[00:54.48]Tomorrow I'll buy myself  a dress
[01:04.11]How ludicrous
[01:12.09]I don't mean to pry but didn't that guy
[01:16.05]Crumple up your face  a thousand times?
[01:21.27]He made  you  cry
[01:27.63]I'll be your consolation prize
[01:32.43]Although  I know
[02:08.79]I'll never be man enough  for you