[00:00.000] 作词 : CHECKYHON [00:01.000] 作曲 : CHECKYHON [00:09.728]妈妈 我地今日悭左几多吖 [00:13.984]荷兰豆平左一蚊 [00:16.148]档菜平左两毫 [00:18.288]鱼佬死都唔肯减 [00:20.084]鸡翼就平左个八 [00:21.968]啱啱好三蚊 [00:23.621]啊 咁少咋 [00:25.752]三年级 阿妈用唔流利嘅英文做家听 [00:28.992]放左学周街走 [00:29.976]有时我跌到成身淤青 [00:32.182]以为闹得越多 [00:33.252]点知我越闹越唔知惊 [00:35.396]最熟悉过句:唔准喊 即刻同我收声 [00:38.504]我老豆用粗口讲道理 [00:39.932]阿妈就用衫架讲道理 [00:41.688]乜都唔叻 最叻驳嘴 [00:43.324]生旧叉烧都好过生你 [00:45.280]要收下同阿妈顶颈嘅啲坏脾气 [00:48.092]因为我一直都相信阿妈唔钟意食鸡批 [00:51.244]咪摊大手板 [00:52.124]一日到黑就识得玩手机 [00:54.504]七月十四过日要记住早啲翻屋企 [00:57.720]次次食饭过阵你都对咁埋部电视机 [01:00.900]I don't care [01:01.682]鬼叫我当时正值青春叛逆期 [01:04.044]几点啦 仲唔训? [01:05.729]几点啦 仲训? [01:07.289]咁我究竟系训定系唔训 [01:10.496]阿妈话利是要上交 佢帮你存起身 [01:13.680]存到几时? [01:14.908]阿妈话存到你结婚 [01:17.344]你晚晚出去做贼咩 [01:19.900]个黑眼圈咁重 [01:21.969]都话叫你早啲训噶啦 [01:23.996]硬系就都唔听 [01:25.744]你听话啦你 [01:27.596]你好喇喇声执好你间房啦 [01:29.824]成日都嫌阿妈烦 [01:31.125]阿妈仲烦得你几耐? [01:32.913]不经意间白头发同皱纹已经无法掩盖 [01:36.472]佢都一针一线帮你缝翻两个裤袋 [01:39.584]我相信呢个就系最平凡嘅母爱 [01:42.484]以前偷阿妈啲钱 [01:43.928]俾佢摞住拖鞋追住打 [01:45.716]试过数学考试肥佬 系成绩单上边做假 [01:48.860]09年嘅母亲节我亲手整张心意卡 [01:52.072]宜家佢间房的墙仲贴住我细个画啲画 [01:55.272]有时话我系顶心杉 [01:56.692]又有时话我系心肝椗 [01:58.496]食盐多过你食米 [01:59.656]呢句话系阿妈嘅座右铭 [02:01.708]南对北 西对东 白板对红中 [02:04.548]阿妈教落 开台要执位 牌衰就过三栋 [02:08.084]食饭食剩饭 [02:09.132]大个会娶个豆皮老婆 [02:11.304]我就数三声 [02:12.341]你千其唔好逼我发火 [02:14.552]阿妈教我扎筷子 [02:15.932]以后做医生或者大律师 [02:18.064]隔离何师奶个仔就系个最好嘅例子 [02:20.988]落街市买餸话人呃称 把口鬼咁碎 [02:24.076]过年要扫年货 [02:25.336]你两兄弟边个跟我去 [02:27.340]阿妈钟意刘德华 老豆钟意风继续吹 [02:30.512]而我就拣左一把吉他 [02:32.100]真的爱你 黄家驹 [02:35.508]呢排广州降温啊 [02:37.744]记得着多啲衫 因住冻亲添啊 [02:42.016]得闲就多啲翻屋企 饮多啖汤嘛 [02:46.684]每一次转身 迎接我系阿妈嘅拥抱 [02:49.740]每一次远行 伴随住数不清嘅唠叨 [02:52.908]每一次倔强 难免少不了几句忠告 [02:56.080]每一次付出 阿妈从未索取过回报 [02:59.320]每一次转身 迎接我系阿妈嘅拥抱 [03:02.465]每一次远行 伴随住数不清嘅唠叨 [03:05.768]每一次倔强 难免少不了几句忠告 [03:08.860]每一次付出 阿妈从未索取过回报 [03:16.360]… [03:22.372](thank you mama) [03:24.801]电影采样-麦兜我和我妈妈 [03:26.196]后期制作:YSJ