[ti:山东拷红]
[ar:张帝]
[al:凤凰鸣 国语谐趣金曲]
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[00:00.00]山东拷红 - 张帝
[00:02.90]茶不思饭不想
[00:04.20]你这个兔崽子
[00:05.52]怎么不来看他勒
[00:06.98]上次你跳翻墙
[00:08.38]你摔了一交你摔怕了
[00:10.62]你他奶奶地
[00:11.95]摔死自己活该倒霉勒
[00:14.20]
[00:21.20]夜深深俺打完了乒乓球
[00:27.24]和果果去洗洗手
[00:32.91]听说俺果果要喝酒
[00:38.03]拦辆跳上taxi
[00:40.10]
[00:41.00]到风信酒楼
[00:46.94]来咪来咄来咪来咄
[00:50.16]来米来咄来啦咄
[00:53.32]她开了一瓶高粱酒
[01:00.01]叫俺喜变忧
[01:06.62]她把门儿给关了俺不能走
[01:16.74]咄咄咄咄咪来咄来
[01:19.69]俺俩心意不相投
[01:25.72]她叫俺哈酒俺不会喝酒
[01:30.72]哈多了她奶奶会难受
[01:36.64]一不该有酒没菜
[01:42.75]他一瓶一瓶开
[01:45.97]咄咄咄咄咪来咄来
[01:49.70]二不该俺杯大量小
[01:55.66]就醉了下来
[01:59.14]唆咪唆咪来咄来咪来咪
[02:03.22]三不该他不该带俺
[02:06.91]到房间里面来
[02:10.39]唆咪唆咪来咄来咪来咪
[02:14.87]如今生米已经煮成了
[02:19.43]一大锅瞎难更该
[02:25.97]不如糊里糊涂
[02:29.37]就去做他的二手奶奶